Born on February 26th 1928 Fats Domino celebrates his 80th birthday this year
Happy Birthday Fats
Let the Four Winds Blow
An elderly man was walking through the French countryside
admiring the beautiful spring day,
when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field.
Getting over his initial shock he said to himself,
"Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!"
and continued to watch, remembering good times.
Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, "Mais... Sacre bleu!" Ze woman - she is dead!"
and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief.
He came to the station and shouted,
"Jean...Jean zere is zis man, zis woman .........naked in farmer Gaston's field making love
."The police chief smiled and said;
"Come, come, Henri you are not so old; remember ze young love,
ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, L'amour! Zis is okay."
"Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!"
Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station,
jumped on his bike, pedaled down to the field, confirmed Henri's story,
and pedaled all the way back non-stop to call the doctor:
"Pierre, Pierre, ... this is Jean, I was in Gaston's field; zere is zis young couple naked 'aving sex."
To which Pierre replied,
"Jean, I am a man of science.
You must remember, it is spring, ze air, ze flowers,
Ah, L'amour! Zis is very natural."
Jean, still out of breath, gasped in reply,
"NON, you do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!"
Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed,
"Mon dieu!" grabbed his black medicine bag; stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope,
and other tools; jumped in the car;
and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field.
After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean,
who were waiting at the station.
He got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said,
"Ah, mes amis, do not worry.
Ze woman, she is not dead, she is English!"
Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms
Regular Kind Of Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school,
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada,
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter.
"What do I think?" his mother said.
A flood always leads to good fishing mate!!
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday
She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk,
"About 32," is the reply.
"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the
counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself.
asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds,
"I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man
waiting next to her the same question.
He replies,"I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.
It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my
hands under your bra.
EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity
gets the best of her.
He slips both of his hands
under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly
He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says,
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts,
removes his hands, and says,
"Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says,
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't," she says.
"I was behind you in McDonald's."
thanks Jennie Simmons
A picture paints a thousand words
oldie ,but goldie from Josie Jamieson
Ring any bells??
A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and
Not quite sure how to approach her,
(I just love this)
'Frank , for the FIFTH time, I'll tell you again.....it's CHICKEN!'
Another Golden Oldie from Geoff Collins
Joe had been having headaches for many years and his wife finally
So, you think you have had a bad day