Saturday, April 28, 2012



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RIP .....    Dick Clark




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Tic Tac



thanks Toni S
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Thanks Gordon H

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This is a bit of of fun!!! 

Check if you qualify for the Aussie passport.





Thanks Liz Z
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Paris in the Springtime
A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his grandad came in the room and sat down on the bed.
"What are you doing?", Asked the grandad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life! When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pi...ssed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!"
A week later, the grandfather comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, 2 black eyes and missing all his front teeth.
"What happened?", he asked.
"Oh Grandfather!", replied the boy. "I did what you did! I went to Paris, went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed all over the barman, and he beat the crap out of me!"
"Oh dear!", replied the grandad. "Who did you go with?"
"Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?"
"Oh!" replied the grandad. "The Third Panzer Division."




thanks Liz Z
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LOL!!!

Thanks Elizabeth M5

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Those Funny Animals













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How a butterfly works












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Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly-discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."



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Running all over the World



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When country singer Crystal Gayle was a little girl, she had a passion for clown dolls.
 But her family didn’t have a lot of money for such luxuries,
 so her very talented mom devoted long evenings by the fire hand crafting beautiful 
and interesting harlequin dolls for her daughter.
Once, while creating a particularly special and intricately designed doll, she ran into a problem. 
The tiny blue ‘faux crystals’ that she had chosen for the eyes
 simply would not stay put no matter what kind of adhesive material she tried.
Fretting, she asked her little girl 
(who was even then beginning to write sweet song lyrics which she performed at church suppers
 and various family occasions) to run outdoors and gather a little bit of pine pitch 
– perhaps that would stick those pesky little gems to the clown’s face.
Well, believe it or not, it worked! 
And little Crystal exclaimed
 “Oh Momma look! Don’t it make my clown eyes glue!”


stolen from Archies Archives




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Kid Prank


thanks Toni S



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 A few more signs!!







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Mrs Brown
Warning......Contains some coarse language




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Willy's Jeep
This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen! About 8 soldiers pull up on a main street in Halifax , Nova Scotia on some holiday. They're in a standard issue WWII type Willys Jeep. In the span of about 3 to 4 minutes they completely disassemble the vehicle and reassemble it and drive off in it, fully operable! The idea being to show the genius that went into the making of the jeep and its basic simplicity


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Misc  Cartoons









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 I got 50%. It IS hard!
AERIAL GEOGRAPHY LESSON.........THIS IS TOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!
These pics were taken from an airplane and you have to guess where the location is. There are 16 photos and you probably won't get a perfect score.


NOTE: When you click on the site, the landmark appears and there are four possible answers. The first answer is always checked. That may or may not be the correct answer. You can change the answer by checking the correct answer.




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