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G'day All

The weeekend is almost over and Monday is looming again

Interesting results with the football over the weekend
The Eagles lost their third game away from home and in the process
lost their spot on the top of the ladder
Next week is mid season break so time to do something else
besides watch footy

Some funny commercials to start your week

Three friends had a good friend named Joe

and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist.

At every bad situation he would always say

''It could have been worse.''

His friends hated that quality about him,

so they came up with a story so horrible that

not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day,

only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear?

Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man,

shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse?

Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

A man went fishing one day.
He looked over the side of his boat

and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth.
Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down,

gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free.
But then he felt sorry for the snake.

He looked around the boat, but he had no food.
All he had was a bottle of bourbon.

So he opened the bottle and gave the snake a few shots.
The snake went off happy,

the frog was happy,

and the man was happy to have performed such good deeds.
He thought everything was great until about ten minutes passed

and he heard something knock against the side of the boat.
With stunned disbelief, the fisherman

looked down and saw the snake was back with two frogs!

A bit of fun with "crack " Cartoons

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,

and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar Backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said. ” I am a Father.”

The little boy replied. “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”

The priest looked up from his book and answered.

“I am the Father of many.”

The boy said. “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren

and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!

The priest, getting impatient, said.

“I am the Father of hundreds”

and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a. while,

then leaned over and said.

“Maybe you should wear a condom

and your pants backwards instead of your collar.”


Don't know about you, but I thought these were amusing

Midnight Special CCR

Say no more




Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills

Making the last car payment

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