Phils Phun

129

William Tell Overture

thanks again to Bunk @Tacky Raccoons

G'day Bunk

Here is one of Bunks heroes having a bad day

There was a preacher who's wife was having a baby,

so he went to his congregation and asked for a raise.

After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever a preacher's family expanded,

so would his pay check.

After 6 children this started to get expensive

and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the

clergyman's additional children would cost the church.

Finally the preacher got up and spoke tothe crowd,

"Children are a gift from God, he said.

Silence fell on the congregation.

In a back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said

." rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much ofit, we wear rubbers,

and the congregation said,

"Amen"

CARTOONS

Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains

when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close by

.“Oh! That doesn’t sound good,” says one cowboy to his pal.

As soon as the words are spoken,

an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and says,

“Yeah well, our regular drummer is off sick.”

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What can I say????

Video dedication

Iasked my son Phil [another one] what his favourite song was

And if I could find it ,Iwould post it on the blog

This is what he chose

You tube wouldn't let me embed it, but here is a link

Blink 182.........Adam's Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmLa_W_afH4

Kieran Valenti mentioned to me that he loved this song
Iknow I have posted it before, but it is such a tremendous song by a fabulous singer
Rita MacNeil....Working Man

A wife complains, "Our wall clock almost killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."
The husband mumbles,
"Damn clock always was slow."

Computer Cartoons

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife.

As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet,

a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said.

"This man just ordered our last bunch."

The desperate customer turned to me and begged,

"May I please have those roses?"

"What happened?" I asked.

"Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," he confided.

"I crashed my wife's hard drive!"

Some great Animal pictures

A Traffic cop stops a guy for speeding

"I've been waiting all day for you," says the cop.

The guy replies, "Well I’ve got here as fast as I can."

Cool Advert

Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman.

Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her.

He buys her a drink and then another and then another.

After this and the accompanying small talk,

Joe asks her back to his place for a "good time

"Look," says the woman, "what do you think I am?

I don't turn into a slut after 3 drinks, you know!"

"OK," replies Joe, "so how many does it take?"

My Music

Two classics today

Hope you enjoy them

Minnie Riperton.........Loving you

Demis Roussos....Forever and ever

demis roussos - ever and forever

Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be the one

that shines in me like the morning sun.

Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be my spring,

my rainbow's end and the song I sing.

Take me far beyond imagination.

You're my dream come true, my consolation.

Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be my dream,

my symphony, my own lover's theme.

Ever and ever, forever and ever my destiny

will follow you eternally.