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Phils Phun is back!!!
After almost 6 weeks off on holidays, its good to be home.
To all of those wonderful friends old and new that crossed
my path in Canada and the USA.
Thank you very much for your hospiltality and friendship.
Iowe you all, you made my adventure very memorable.


Thanks to Ron H who took this picture
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Well, Today I hit the big 61

These I have lost and found over the years

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Two old guys were chatting.....

One said to the Other:
"My 70th birthday was yesterday.

The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!!.....

Imagine, an SUV!!

What a great gift!"
First guy:

"Yup !!.. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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Home among the Gumtrees

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1940 Tour de France

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Australian AT CONFESSION !!!
An Aussie goes into the confessional box.

He notices on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.

Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession,

but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies

"Get out. You're on my side."

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you have been warned!!

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thanks Duke
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This is going to keep you busy all day! CLICK HERE

Aussies should do well at this

thanks Denis Mc

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Cartoons..........Animals

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Indian head dress

While touring an Indian reservation in North Dakota filming a documentary,

Barbara Walters was puzzled as to why the difference

in the number of feathers in the head dresses.

So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his head dress.

His reply was: "Only have one woman. One woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave.

This brave had two feathers in his headdress.

And he replied: "Me have two women. Two women,two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,

she decided to interview the Chief.

Now the Chief had a head dress full of feathers, which,needless to say, amused Ms. Walters.

She asked the Chief,"Why do you have so many feathers in your head dress?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said:

"Me Chief,me sleep with 'em all. Big, small, and tall, me sleep with 'em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated,

"You ought to be hung."

The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake"

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile!"

The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style,any style.....me sleep with 'em all."

With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried,

"Oh dear."

The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
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Whilst in Canada I was surprised that Australians Slim Dusty and John Williamson

had a number of fans,

So for Don and Marlene and Hank and Margaret, this is for you

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pinched from Archies Archive

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Religion

A guy walks into sex shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable girlfriend.
"would you like a blonde or brunette?" asks the assistant
"a blond " he replies
"Blue eyes or green?"

"Green please" he says

"Christian or Muslim"
"What the has religion got to do with it"
The assistant said

" the Muslim blows her self up!"

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I heard this the other day and loved it.
The economy is that bad that women have started marrying for love again.


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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

'Why do you do that,mummy?' he asked.

'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother,

who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

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PHILS PHILOSOPHY

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GOOD ADVICE
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference!

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