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Holland 's Got Talent

You dont have to like opera to appreciate

 this 9 year old girls amazing voice

You may have seen this as its had 9 million views on you tube

If you haven't ....then enjoy

If you have...enjoy again

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Touching and amazing pictures

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UFO in Seattle

Full Circle Rainbow

thanks Kitty L

On a New York's Subway

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Those Funny Animals

Adopt a Pet

Pet Rescue

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Acts of Kindness

Arden Hayes knows US presidents and geography

 probably better than you ever will 

and despite being really impressive, 

it's probably not the thing people will remember from this video,

 so be sure to watch it 'til the end.

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Kenneth Aagard and Emma Hjelle were high school sweethearts,

 and now that Ken had gone away to college 

while Emma stayed behind to work

 at her dad's grocery store in New Ulm,

 he was having a hard time.

When he couldn't decide whether to take French or German,

 he called Emma.

 Should he buy a grey or black winter coat 

Another phone call.

 Had he really studied hard enough for his biology midterm?

 He was on the phone again.

Even after he got his first phone bill for $285.20,

 he couldn't stop calling her.

 By the end of the semester,

 he couldn't make any decisions,

 no matter how small, 

without consulting Emma. 

"Should I have roast beef or chicken for dinner? 

Should I pay for my dry cleaning with exact change or break a twenty?

 Should I walk behind the student center

 or along the quad to go to my dorm?"

He hated his indecisiveness,

 but he couldn't stop calling. 

It was all a real dial Emma for him!

The Drill

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Lawyers

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine 

when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. 

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

 He asked one man, 

"Why are you eating grass?"

 "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

 "We have to eat grass."

 "Well, then, you can come with me to my house

 and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. 

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.

 They are over there, under that tree."

 "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. 

Turning to the other poor man he stated,

 "You may come with us, also."

 The second man, in a pitiful voice,

 then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

 "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. 

They all entered the car, which was no easy task,

 even for a car as large as the limousine was.

 Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

 "Sir, you are too kind."

 "Thank you for taking all of us with you."

 The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

 You'll really love my place.

 The grass must be a foot high."

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"Speed  painting"

When I saw he was getting towards the end of his 2 minute painting time,

I thought this was a waste of time, because the picture

looked like nothing, but then, you gotta see this.!

I didn't see this coming at all,

it's quick and fun.

thanks Geoff C

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Odds and Ends

Find the Black and White Cat?????

If Their Mothers were Jewish

Posters

One day, in the department store...

A Spanish man who spoke no English

 went into a department store to buy socks.

 He found his way to the menswear department

 where a young lady offered to help him.

"Quiero calcetines" said the man.

"I don't speak Spanish,

 but we have some very nice suits over here."

 said the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines."

 said the man.

"Well, these shirts are on sale this week."

 declared the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines."

 repeated the man.

"I still don't know what you're trying to say.

 We have some fine pants on this rack." 

offered the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines."

 insisted the man.

"These sweaters are top quality."

 the salesgirl probed.

"No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines."

 said the man.

"Our undershirts are over here."

 fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.

"No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines."

 the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter,

 the man spotted a display of socks

 and happily grabbed a pair.

 Holding them up he proclaimed 

"Eso sí que es!".

"Well, if you could spell it,

 why didn't you do that in the beginning?"

 asked the exasperated salesgirl

 Stolen from Skips House of Chaos

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Phun Phacts

Worst Drivers

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Places not to go on Vacation to.....................

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This Weeks Music

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Seniors

Scary Take off

This weeks signs

October Fails

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  Phils Philosophy

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