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First of all.......    Watch this

Then Watch This

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Ponder these!!!

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Sochi 2014 Paralympic Winter Games.

Sport doesn't care about abilities or disabilities.

 Sport makes no distinctions. 

All that matters is that you give your best to win.

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Those Funny Animals

BatWorldSanctuary-Lil-Drac

Blue Grass Dogs

I'm Little...But I'm a Great Winner

Bear wakes early from hibernation, wanders onto ski slope

thanks Toni

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Rare Black and White images

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Funny Commercials

Haven't seen these before

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There are reports of a new problem in Australia

. Some of the Kangaroos have developed a thirst

 for revenge against the traffic that keeps knocking them down.

 Drivers have reported that they'll pass a mobs of roo's

that are hopping along peacefully, 

but as soon as they've passed them,

 the roos suddenly change direction and veer towards the vehicle.

 The driver then has to drive as quickly as possible

 to escape the rampaging marsupials.

 Drivers are being urged to keep an eye on their

 veer-roo mirror at all times

Strips of Bacon

A little boy was doing his math homework.

 "two plus five, that son of a b$#&% is seven," he said to himself.

 "three plus six, that son of a b$#%& is nine..

.." his mother heard what he was saying and gasped,

 "what are you doing?!"

 the little boy answered, "i'm doing my math homework, mom."

 "well, you can do it without all that rude language!"

 mom firmly stated. 

"but mom," the boy replied,

 "this is how my teacher taught me to do it!" 

mom paused for a moment, befuddled.

 "this is how your teacher taught you to do your math homework?" she asked.

 "yes," the boy answered.

 Infuriated, the mother sought out the teacher

 the next day and asked him, 

"what are you teaching my son in math?"

 "right now, we are learning addition," the teacher replied

. "and are you teaching them to say,

 'two plus two, that son of a b$#%& is four'?!?" 

the mother asked. 

After the teacher stopped laughing, he answered,

 "oh, no. What i taught them was, 

"two plus two, the sum of which is four

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Little Girl's Life Gets Turned Upside-Down A Second A Day By Syrian War!

I am lost for words

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Phun Phacts

Dr. McCoy - I'm a Doctor not a...

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Posters

Fracking (the condensed version):

- Drill a hole in the ground

- Pack that hole really tight (lol) with sand and water

- Earth around the hole fractures from the pressure

 (hence, "fracking")

- Valuable materials like petroleum and natural gas leak out 

of the fractures and into the hole

- Collect valuable materials

- ???

- PROFIT!!!!

Sounds good, right? Wrong

. It carries a bunch of environmental and health risks,

 and, perhaps least importantly, many of the chemicals 

and materials associated with the fracking process literally stink. 

Badly.

Despite fracking sucking in numerous ways,

 the UK recently lifted its ban on companies using it 

to mine natural resources,

 which understandably has many of the UK's 

more environmentally conscious citizens in a fury.

 Enter, anti-fracking ads like this one

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Whats happening here in these pictures?????

see if you can work it out

Complete vs. Finished

No dictionary has ever been able to define 

the difference between “complete” and “finished”.

 However, in a linguistic conference, 

held in London, England, and attended by some

 of the best linguistics in the world,

 Samsundar Balgobin,

 a Guyanese was the clever winner.

His final challenge was this:

 Some say there is no difference between “complete” and “finished”. 

Please explain the difference in a way

 that is easy to understand.

His response was:

When you marry the right woman,

 you are “complete”.

 If you marry the wrong woman, 

you are “finished”. 

And, when the right one catches

 you with the wrong one, you are

 “completely finished”.

 His answer received a five minute standing ovation

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Things to warp your mind

Red Green's Remote

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Odds and Ends

Cars worst Night mare!!

more funnies!!!

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Elk versus Photographer

thanks David T

The story behind the video

Published on Nov 12, 2013

Update:

 I've been in contact with the photographer in the above video

 and we would both like to issue a statement regarding 

the news of the National Park Service's decision to put the elk down.

My statement:

I am deeply saddened by the fate of the elk

. It has certainly pulled a black cloud

 over this whirlwind "viral video" experience.

I spoke to the reporter who broke the story 

and she assured me the decision was based on a pattern 

of aggressive behavior that began prior to the incident documented in this video. 

The behavior was the result of visitors feeding the elk 

and conditioning them to seek food from humans. 

This video only serves as an example of the elk's

 dangerous behavior, not an impetus to it.

Again, it brings me great sadness to learn of this beautiful animal's

 demise and the unfortunate circumstances surrounding it.

I'm looking into a destination for proceeds from this video

 to help the NPS educate visitors on the danger

s and consequences of feeding wildlife.

I also want to be clear that James, the photographer

, was not complicit in a behavior that led to the elk's demise,

 but rather was made an example of the result of such behaviors

 The elk approached him from behind

 likely looking for food as he was conditioned to do.

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