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 Kangaroo's at Lucky Bay  Esperance

Firestone Pickup Truck

Having a pickup truck with Firestone tires 

on it is perfect when you need to make that quick pick up and get away.

 An entertaining ad from Firestone and Ad Agency Leo Burnett

 about the benefit of Firestone Tires.

 I love the look on the father’s face when he realizes

 that not only has daughter left home but she has taken the dog with her.

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Those Funny Animals

Grizzly Eats My GoPro

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Hugs

 Once upon a time in a land far, far away there was a King.

 In the King's court was a Jester. 

The Jester had a real talent for puns 

and shared them with the King at every opportunity. 

The King, however, hated puns more than anything

. In fact, puns so annoyed the King that he issued

 a proclamation banning puns from his kingdom. 

Anyone caught creating or distributing puns

 was to be hung immediately. 

When the Jester heard his King's proclamation, 

he immediately re-quested an audience. 

Appearing before the King, 

he begged to have the new rule revoked. 

The King refused.

The following dialog ensued: 

King: “Why can't you tell normal jokes like other Jesters?” 

Jester: “OK, I'll try. Name a subject.” 

King: “How about the King?” 

Jester: “But the King is not a subject.” 

This blatant pun angered the King greatly.

 He demanded that the Jester try again, 

and this time be serious. 

The Jester agreed, and thought long and hard before speaking. 

“You know,” he said, “our Queen may be a wonder

, but Queen Mary was a Tu-dor.” 

This was too much for the King

 and he ordered that the Jester be hung. 

However, when he saw his old Jester up on the gallows 

he was filled with sympathy. 

“Listen,” said the King, “I'll give you one last chance.

 If you can go for one more week without telling me any puns,

 I'll let you live.” 

The Jester agreed and was escorted down from the gallows. 

When he reached the ground, 

he looked back up at the swinging rope 

and said to the King, “You know it’s true what they say.” 

"What's that?” asked the King. 

“No noose is good noose.” 

The Jester was promptly hung

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Deserving Waitress .....  get the hankies out

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Interesting pictures

Jaba Kankava saves his unconscious opponent’s life

 during a match today by pulling his tongue from blocking his airways.

Leatherback Sea Turtle

The Voice .....     Italian Style

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Strange Laws from around the World

There was an accordion player driving home from a late night gig. 

 Feeling tired, he pulled into a local store for some coffee...

While waiting to pay,

 he remembered that he locked his car doors

 but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car!

He rushed out only to discover that he was too late...

The back window of his car was smashed 

and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions!

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Thinking of a holiday in Australia!!!

Blue-ringed octopus are the only species of octopus fatal to humans.

Even bloody freshwater swim holes can be dangerous

A giant building implosion in Australia goes wrong

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however ..... you could go to North Queensland

Fresh-off-the-trawler Coral Sea prawns out the back of a car. For $15 a kilo.

Though the rain can get annoying when it drowns out the TV.

Holding triathlons in crocodile infested waters makes PERFECT sense.

You can drive two days North without getting anywhere.

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Or perhaps England

A Tour of the British Isles in Accents 

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Odds and Ends

Mow the Snow

More from this Fabulous Quartet

thanks Ray S

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This kid goes to his dad and says,

 "Dad, I really want to learn to play the bass. 

They've got lessons at school.

 Can I have a bass and an amp?"

 Dad gets that Serious Fatherly Look, says, 

"Well, son, that's a big investment.

 I'd want to know you're going to stick with it," etc.

 Kid promises he will. 

They go out and get an ax and amp.

 Next day, Dad says, "How'd the bass lesson go?"

 Kid says, "We learned time signatures. 

This is 4/4," and proceeds to go thump thump thump thump 

on the open E string.

Dad says, "Good, son, stick with it." 

Following day, Dad says, "What did you learn in school?" 

Kid says, "Octaves. Look," and plays low 

and high Es. Thump THUMP Thump THUMP.

 "Good, son, stick with it," says Dad.

 Following day, kid comes home, 

Dad asks what he learned in school.

 Kid looks down and confesses,

 "I, uh, skipped school today,

 Dad. I had a gig."

POSTERS

Magician David Copperfield performs a dramatic escape

 from a building right before it is demolished.

The building was The Hotel Charlotte in Charlotte, NC and it was demolished in 1988

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Phun Phacts about Water

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Welcome to Birmingham, England – 

where pilots have white knuckles and steel nerves 

This eleven minute video highlights the skill and focus

 that is demanded from pilots who fly here. 

So, find something to bite down on, 

and imagine yourself flying in the back of one of these planes!

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The Truth

This security camera gem reveals that some 

Fedex driver had a rough morning..

The guy's lucky though, it could have been much worse.

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This weeks Signs

Fails of the Week

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Phils Philosphy

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