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4WD Crossing 

El Questro Wilderness Park

Photo source:  Rusiate Nadakuitavuki.

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Just in case you haven't already seen this

Which has gone viral on You Tube

World's Toughest Job

Unlimited hours. 

No breaks. 

The most important job is also the world's toughest job.

This is by far the toughest job in the world.

No pay but worth every penny!

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All I Need To Learn About Life

 I Learned From The Easter Bunny

- Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There's no such thing as too much candy.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Keep you paws off other people's jellybeans.

- Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.

- The grass is greener in someone else's basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

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Those Funny Animals


Hungry Animals

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Nico Calabria, born with one leg, has defied expectations 

on the pitch and exemplifies what it means to power through

Although it is a commercial, the footage is real and beyond amazing!

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Pictures worth more than words

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Here are a couple of video's from Britain's Got Talent

Spectacular Salsa - Paddy & Nico - Electric Ballroom 

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"Incredible":

 The brothers and welsh duo of Richard and Adam do Nan proud.

 Sandwich shop workers Richard and Adam brought 

their biggest fan, their nan, along for support

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What's more dangerous than diving with sharks?

 (In One Instant)

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Interesting Facts

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Detroit Academy of Arts

 and Sciences is "Happy"

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Posters

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Stephen Fry Kinetic Typography

 - Language

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Meanwhile in Michigan

Elsewhere

Women

Very Funny Patsy Cline Parody

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Fascinating Pictures

Ford F-650 by DeBerti Designs

A diver swimming between two tectonic plates

This is how North Korean children sleep at the orphanage

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A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer.

 He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, 

but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, 

he took a critical jab at the drummer, 

"When a musician just can't handle his instrument

 and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument,

 give him two sticks, and make him a drummer 

-- which must be why you play the drums."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section

, "And if he can't handle even that

, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

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 Chicken Corsage

So would you prefer original recipe or extra crispy

 on your wrist for prom? If you’re feeling really adventurous, 

you might even try a piece with barbecue sauce

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Odds and Ends

An elderly man had a massive stroke and the family 

drove him to the emergency room.

After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.

  “I’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead,

 but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife,

 “We’ve never had a liberal party member in the family before!”

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Taunts

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."

 --Louis Nizer

"I feel so miserable without you. It's almost like having you here."

 --Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."

 --John Bright

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

 --Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

 --Winston Churchill

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."

 --Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man,

 but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

 --Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word 

that might send a reader to the dictionary."

 --William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner.

 Does he really think big emotions come from big words?

 --Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"He had delusions of adequacy."

 --Walter Kerr

"He can compress the most words

 into the smallest idea of any man I know."

 --Abraham Lincoln

"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy,

 and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."

 --Groucho Marx

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

 --Groucho Marx

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."

 --Robert Redford

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."

 --Forrest Tucker

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

 --Mae West

"She is a peacock in everything but beauty."

 --Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

 --Oscar Wilde

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

 --Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."

 --Billy Wilder

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Nan’s first time on a roller coaster

Twists and turns. Screams of laughter.

 For 78-year-old Ria, it's about the thrill of the ride

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Red Green makes a hummer

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This weeks signs

A man walked into the Election office and said to the receptionist,

 "I'd like to register as a candidate for the upcoming elections."

The receptionist replied,

 "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''

As he's filling the form, he comes to the question,

 ''Are you circumcised?''  

So, he asked the receptionist,

 "Is answering that question really necessary?"

She replied,

 "Well, yes, if you're circumcised you're not eligible to run."

He asked, 

"What difference would it make if I'm circumcised?"

She replied, "To become a politician, 

you have to be a complete prick." 

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PHILS PHILOSOPHY

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