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Western Australia

 Indjidup Beach   near Margaret River

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Australia's National Landscapes Nature Series 

The Kimberley

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Don't look down!!

Skydecks at the Top of the Willis (Sears) Tower, Chicago

The Bridge between the Petronas Towers, 

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Lion’s Head Mountain over Cape Town, South Africa

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André Rieu - You Raise me Up

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Those Funny Animals

Zoe my dog, a smart yellow lab picks up 

3 tennis balls at once and smiles!

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Garfield

It's my Birthday

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With Armistice Day on the 11th and other 100 year Rememberance days

This is a fitting tribute

Mark Knopfler's World War 1 guitar tribute

 for The Last Post project

thanks Gordon H

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Humanity and Kindness

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Wheel of Impressions with Kevin Spacey

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A couple of Xmas cartoons

to get you in the mood

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Ana Yang Gazillion Bubble Show

thanks Wayne W

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At a Gas Station near you

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The Bobby McFerrin classic song “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 

performed by kids around the world in this entertaining

 music video from Playing For Change.

 Music is truly the language that is spoken around the world. 

The Playing For Change Foundation partnered with Okaidi,

 a children’s clothing line based in France, 

to launch a music program in Bangladesh.

 Now over 500 children will receive free music lessons each week

 as part of their weekly school activities

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Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien' Thibodeaux.

 Thibodeaux said, "Boudreaux, you see dat ole barn out dere?

 Well man, its completely infestered wit' rats.

 I tried everything I know an' can't get rid of dem."

Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know zactly how to get rid of dem rats.

 You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors."

Thibodeaux say, "What's a bull constriptor?"

Boudreaux explains, 

"Man, dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats 

and swallers dem whole, all at once."

Well, da nex' day Thibodeaux went down to Klibert's reptile farm

 and bought him da biggest bull constriptor dat dey got.

 He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right

 in da middle and just sat der and watched. 

 Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time,

 I mean long, an dere wasn't nuttin' happenin'. 

Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself in da middle

 of dat barn and slept all day. 

 He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.

Thibodeaux got real frustrated 

and he called up Boudreaux on da phone,

 "Boudreaux, man dat's some bad advice bout dat snake.

 Dem rats play all day long."

Boudreaux say, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do.

 Give dat snake some Viagra."

Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra!?!

 What's dat gonna do?"

Boudreaux say,

 "I was just listening to da radio and de man 

say dat Viagra is da best t'ing to use for a reptile dysfunction."

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Polly The Polygamist

A closeup look at the life of Polly The Polygamist.

 Polly isn’t your typical wife of many for some man 

though as she has turned the tables and has three husbands of her own.

 “The Polygamist” is an entertaining short film directed by Craig Melville

 and produced by Sarah Bishop for 

Tropfest Australia 22 2013,

 TSI “Change”.

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Phun Phacts

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Clever pictures

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Men in Coats

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Odds and Ends

Possibly the best poster on the London Underground...

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Brian Cox visits the world's biggest vacuum chamber

What happens when you drop feathers and a bowling ball

 at the same time inside a vacuum?

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The rain was pouring and there

 was a big puddle in front of the pub.

A ragged old man was standing there

 with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.

A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over 

to him and asked what he was doing.

'Fishing,' the old man said simply.

'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought

 and he invited the ragged old man

 to a drink in the pub.

As he felt he should start some conversation

while they were sipping their whisky,

 the gentleman asked,

'And how many have you caught?'

'You're the eighth,' the old man answered..

Don’t under estimate the elderly!!

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Some amusing Gif''s

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Hilarious kid completely owns WGN`s

 Friday Forecaster segment

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Judy, Bernice and Bernice's young son 

were having lunch at the food court in the mall one day.

 So how did you and your husband meet? Judy asked.

 "I was on a trip to Egypt," Bernice explained,

 "and that's where I met Steve. 

Suprisingly, he didn't live too far from me.

 We instantly fell in love and spent the rest of the trip together.

 Coincidentaly, we were both booked on the same flight back

. It was destiny!

 We were married only a few months later!"

 Bernice then lowered her voice to a whisper.

 "I was a pregnant bride!" she confessed.

 "Really?" Judy asked.

 "Yes," Bernice whispered.

 "During one of the tours, he took me by the hand

 and let me to a dark corner of the pyramid

 we were in where no one could see us!" 

"And then what?" Judy asked.

 Bernice answered, 

"He made me a mummy!"

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Did you know???

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Two Trailer Loading Fails

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Trees

Most Magnificent Trees In The World

How do I love thee, tree?

 Let me count the ways;

 you change carbon dioxide into the oxygen we breathe,

 you sequester carbon, 

and you provide shelter for countless critters.

 There are many reasons for which we should all be tree

Granted, not all of these amazing beautiful trees 

are trees (the Wisteria is a vine, 

 but we’ll give them a pass because they are amazing,

 huge and beautiful

 This huge 125-year-old rhododendron is technically not a tree

 – most are considered to be shrubs.

At 1,990 square meters (about half an acre),

 this huge wisteria is the largest of its kind in Japan

These trees on Slope Point, the southern tip of New Zealand,

 grow at an angle because they’re constantly

 buffeted by extreme antarctic winds

Rainbow Eucalyptus In Kauai, Hawaii

The rainbow eucalyptus, which grows throughout the South Pacific,

 is both useful and beautiful.

 It is prized for both the colorful patches

 left by its shedding bark and for its pulpwood,

 which is used to make paper.

 These baobabs in Madagascar are excellent 

at storing water in their thick trunks to use during droughts

thanks Kitty L

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Cargolux 747-8 freighter (CLX789) delivery

 crazy take off and wings swing-bye

Plane waves Goodbye

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this Weeks Signs

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Ultimate Topless Fails

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Phils Philosophy

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