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Western Australia

Little Salmon Bay on Rottnest Island

by the time most of you read this the game will be over

Win or lose .... Go Wallabies!!

A Number On My Back 

(The Wallaby Anthem) 

 John Williamson

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People Are Awesome

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Around the World

Ireland

Irish Rugby supporters

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Thailand

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India

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Switzerland

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Colombia

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China

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Russia

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USA

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Canada

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England

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iPad Horror Halloween Magic

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Seal Jumps On Guy's Boat

 And Makes A Friend

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Those funny Animals

Ray was trying to cross the street.

As he stepped off the curb a car

 came screaming around the corner 

and headed straight for him.

Ray walked faster, trying to hurry across the street, 

but the car changed lanes and kept coming at him.

So Ray turned around to go back, 

but the car changed lanes again and continued coming at him.

By then, the car was so close and Ray was so scared

 that he just froze in the middle of the road.

The car got real close,

 then swerved at the last possible moment 

and stopped next to Ray.

The driver rolled down the window. 

It was a squirrel.

It said, 

“See, it’s not as easy as it looks, is it?”

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The Carbonaro Effect 

 Trick Golf Ball Has a Sneaky Secret

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Miscellaneous Cartoons

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80-Year-Old Grandparents Celebrate Anniversary

 with Adorable Piano Duet

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Who Will Stop the Bullying?

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A Japanese man goes to the seafood market to buy his dinner.

He purchases a live lobster and a live catfish,

 then walks home.

Unfortunately, on the way home he does not look 

both ways crossing the street; 

he is hit by a large truck.

The man and the lobster are both killed instantly.

  By some miracle,

 the catfish survives.

Because, you see, the others were both crustaceans.

thanks David T

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The Carbonaro Effect 

 Copy Machine Disaster

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Interesting Facts!!

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You Raise Me Up

thanks Geoff C

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Odds and Ends

I was at the bar of the “Texas Rose” tavern 

last night waiting for a beer,

 when a big ugly, heifer-size gal came up behind

 me and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys –

 how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said,

 ”Have you got a pen?”

 She said, “ I sure do.”

I said, 

“Well, you better get back into it before 

the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is set for Monday.

There are three engineers in a car;

 an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer

 and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road,

 and the three engineers look at each other 

wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down

 the electronics of the car and trying to trace

 where a fault might have occurred. 

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars,

 suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified

 and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, 

not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,

 ‘Why don’t we close all the windows, 

get out, get back in, open the windows again,

 and maybe it’ll work.’

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We will, we will rock you

Totally silly,

 but actually these windshield wipers are right on cue to the song 

‘We will rock you’ by Queen. 

On this particular cold morning this man’s car would not start

 so he made the best of it by singing a tune.

 Don’t let the small things in life ruin your day,

 just make the best of the moment and move on.

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Funny Signs

bus drivers for sale

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Grocery store buys special cart for special kid

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A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche

 and his parents began to yell and scream,

 “Where did you get that car?”

He calmly told them, 

“I bought it today.”

“With what money!?” demanded his parents. 

“We know what a Porsche costs.”

“Well,” said the boy,

 “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

The parents began to yell even louder.

 “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?”

 they asked.

“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy.

 “Don’t know her name — they just moved in.

 She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me

 if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother,

 “she must be a child abuser.

 Who knows what she will do next? 

John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house 

where the lady lived and found her 

out in the yard calmly planting flowers.

 He introduced himself as the father of the boy

 to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars

 and demanded to know why she did it.

“Well,” she said,

 “this morning I got a phone call from my husband.

I thought he was on a business trip,

 but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. 

Then apparently she stole all his money

 and stranded him there!

 Well he called me, without a dollar to his name,

 and asked me to sell his new Porsche 

and send him the money.

 So that’s exactly what I did.”

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Love this!!

Can't help falling in love -

 ELVIS PRESLEY tribute by Eric

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