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Western Australia
Little Salmon Bay on Rottnest Island
by the time most of you read this the game will be over
Win or lose .... Go Wallabies!!
A Number On My Back
(The Wallaby Anthem)
John
Williamson
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People Are Awesome
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Around the World
Ireland
Irish Rugby supporters
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Thailand
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India
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Switzerland
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Colombia
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China
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Russia
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USA
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Canada
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England
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iPad Horror Halloween Magic
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Seal Jumps On Guy's Boat
And Makes A Friend
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Those funny Animals
Ray was trying to cross the street.
As he stepped off the curb a car
came
screaming around the corner
and headed straight for him.
Ray walked faster, trying to hurry
across the street,
but the car changed lanes and kept coming at him.
So Ray turned around to go back,
but
the car changed lanes again and continued coming at him.
By then, the car was so close and Ray
was so scared
that he just froze in the middle of the road.
The car got real close,
then swerved at
the last possible moment
and stopped next to Ray.
The driver rolled down the window.
It
was a squirrel.
It said,
“See, it’s not as easy as it
looks, is it?”
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The Carbonaro Effect
Trick Golf Ball Has a Sneaky
Secret
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Miscellaneous Cartoons
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80-Year-Old Grandparents Celebrate Anniversary
with Adorable Piano Duet
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Who Will Stop the Bullying?
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A Japanese man goes to the seafood market to buy his dinner.
He purchases a live lobster and a live catfish,
then walks
home.
Unfortunately, on the way home he does not look
both ways
crossing the street;
he is hit by a large truck.
The man and the lobster are both killed instantly.
By
some miracle,
the catfish survives.
Because, you see, the others
were both crustaceans.
thanks David T
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The Carbonaro Effect
Copy Machine Disaster
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Interesting Facts!!
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You Raise Me Up
thanks Geoff C
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Odds and Ends
I was at the bar of
the “Texas Rose” tavern
last night waiting for a
beer,
when a big ugly, heifer-size gal came up behind
me and
slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey
sexy, I dig old guys –
how about giving me your
number.”
I looked at her and
said,
”Have you got a pen?”
She said, “ I sure
do.”
I said,
“Well, you
better get back into it before
the farmer notices you’re
missing.”
My dental surgery
is set for Monday.
There are three engineers in a car;
an
electrical engineer, a chemical engineer
and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side
of the road,
and the three engineers look at each other
wondering what could be
wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests
stripping down
the electronics of the car and trying to trace
where a fault
might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars,
suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified
and getting blocked
somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer,
not
knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,
‘Why don’t we close
all the windows,
get out, get back in, open the windows again,
and maybe it’ll
work.’
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We will, we will rock you
Totally silly,
but actually these windshield wipers are
right on cue to the song
‘We will rock you’ by Queen.
On this particular cold
morning this man’s car would not start
so he made the best of it by singing a
tune.
Don’t let the small things in life ruin your day,
just make the best of
the moment and move on.
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Funny Signs
bus drivers for sale
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Grocery store buys special cart for special kid
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A fifteen-year-old came home with a
Porsche
and his parents began to yell and scream,
“Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them,
“I bought it
today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his
parents.
“We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy,
“this one cost me
fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder.
“Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?”
they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said
the boy.
“Don’t know her name — they just moved in.
She saw me ride past on my
bike and asked me
if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother,
“she must be a child abuser.
Who knows what she will do next?
John, you go
right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the
street to the house
where the lady lived and found her
out in the yard calmly
planting flowers.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy
to whom she
had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars
and demanded to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said,
“this morning I got a
phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a business trip,
but I learned
from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary.
Then apparently she
stole all his money
and stranded him there!
Well he called me, without a dollar
to his name,
and asked me to sell his new Porsche
and send him the money.
So
that’s exactly what I did.”
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Love this!!
Can't help falling in love -
ELVIS PRESLEY tribute
by Eric
Phils Philosophy
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