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Western Australia

Revolver Falls .... Ora Banda Ranges

People are Awesome vs Fail Army!!

Awesome Pictures

Kids Re-enact

The First Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Cartoons

Sad!!

Black Friday

Santa and the deaf girl

Kids

Cool Kids dancing

Fun evening with Mentalist Lior Suchard ,

Gerard Butler and friends

are blown away in a Funny experience

Cartoons

Where Did I Park My Donkey

If you have ever had trouble finding your car

in a parking lot then you’ll understand

the frustration this man experiences

as he tries to remember where he parked his donkey

Many donkeys look similar

so when they are all parked together

it can be very confusing to find your donkey.

Can you recognize these people when they were young

answers are below

Animals can be jerks

Alaskan Airmen

Winter in Canada

thanks Don H

WOW!!

This Is The Prime Minister Of Canada!

Funny Animals

Impressive Kookaburra call

things to know now

Scottish Police Sense of Humour

Around the World

Sri Lanka

Scotland

Switzerland

Germany

Russia

Italy

Mexico

Sweden

Australia

USA

England

Canada

Lucky the translucent lobster

may be 1 in 100 million

New Brunswick fishermen bring aboard a rare specimen,

now residing at Grand Manan's Harbour Grille

Robinson Russell has been lobster fishing

in Grand Manan, N.B., for 20 years.

He's seen blue lobsters, yellow lobsters

and 20-pound lobsters.

But never had he seen an "almost rainbow-coloured" lobster

until 3 p.m. last Tuesday, Nov. 21.

As he's done for many years,

Russell was fishing in the Bay of Fundy

with five men on his vessel the Guardian.

"We were just pulling traps when some guy was like,

'Whoa, look at this,'" he said.

"We all stopped what we were doing

for a minute to check it out."

Russell said white lobsters,

which lack pigments in their shells,

are the rarest you can find.

According to the Lobster Institute at the University of Maine,

the chances of finding an albino lobster

are one in 100 million.

But Robert C. Bayer, executive director of the institute,

said this is just an estimate.

"There is no firm statistic on that," he said.

"It is strictly a guess."

Bayer said it is easier to win the lottery

than find a white lobster.

But the lobster Russell found is almost translucent,

with hints of blue.

thanks David T

Aussie commercial

Odds and Ends

A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom

making love to a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.

You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.

"How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife,

the mother of your children!

I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And Paddy replied:

"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed,

"but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And Paddy began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home

and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless

that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home

and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,

the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower

and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty

and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes,

I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years,

but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,

which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas

that you don't wear just to annoy her,

and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique

and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..."

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help

and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes

and said,

'Please.....do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?’”

It didn’t say when his funeral services were to be.

thanks Kitty L