Saturday, November 25, 2017



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Western Australia


Revolver Falls ....   Ora Banda Ranges





People are Awesome vs Fail Army!!









Awesome Pictures























































Kids Re-enact

 The First Thanksgiving









Thanksgiving  Cartoons

























































Sad!!










Black Friday




















Santa and the deaf girl






Kids




















Cool Kids dancing




























































Fun evening with Mentalist Lior Suchard , 
Gerard Butler and friends 
are blown away in a Funny experience







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Where Did I Park My Donkey

If you have ever had trouble finding your car
 in a parking lot then you’ll understand
 the frustration this man experiences
 as he tries to remember where he parked his donkey
 Many donkeys look similar
 so when they are all parked together
 it can be very confusing to find your donkey.












Can you recognize these  people when they were young


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Alaskan Airmen








Winter in Canada


































































thanks Don H






WOW!!
 This Is The Prime Minister Of Canada!









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Impressive Kookaburra call






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Scottish Police Sense of Humour










Around the World



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Canada


Lucky the translucent lobster
 may be 1 in 100 million

New Brunswick fishermen bring aboard a rare specimen,
 now residing at Grand Manan's Harbour Grille
Robinson Russell has been lobster fishing 
in Grand Manan, N.B., for 20 years.
He's seen blue lobsters, yellow lobsters
 and 20-pound lobsters.
But never had he seen an "almost rainbow-coloured" lobster
 until 3 p.m. last Tuesday, Nov. 21.
As he's done for many years,
 Russell was fishing in the Bay of Fundy
 with five men on his vessel the Guardian.
"We were just pulling traps when some guy was like,
 'Whoa, look at this,'" he said.
 "We all stopped what we were doing
 for a minute to check it out."
Russell said white lobsters, 
which lack pigments in their shells, 
are the rarest you can find.
According to the Lobster Institute at the University of Maine,
 the chances of finding an albino lobster
 are one in 100 million.
 But Robert C. Bayer, executive director of the institute,
 said this is just an estimate.
"There is no firm statistic on that," he said. 
"It is strictly a guess."
Bayer said it is easier to win the lottery
 than find a white lobster.

But the lobster Russell found is almost translucent,
 with hints of blue.

thanks David T






















Aussie commercial










Odds and Ends





















































A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom 
making love to a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.

You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.
 "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, 
the mother of your children! 
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And Paddy replied: 
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, 
"but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And Paddy began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
 and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
 She looked so down and out and defenseless 
that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. 
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!
 So, in my compassion, I brought her home
 and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, 
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
 The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower
 and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty
 and full of holes so I threw them away. 
 Then, as she needed clothes,
 I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years,
 but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
 which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas
 that you don't wear just to annoy her,
 and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique
 and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..."

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help 
and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes
 and said,
 'Please.....do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?’”



  It didn’t say when his funeral services were to be.

thanks Kitty L




































































Life saver

thanks Gordon H






Funny Signs































































































































Why Women Live Longer Than Men






Frightful Facts




































Magnificent Bulls








Dad Jokes





























A game warden was driving down the road 
when he came upon a young boy carrying
 a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy,
 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said,
 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 
'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 
'Now look, you know turkey season is closed,
 so whatever you do to that turkey,
 I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg.
 If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
 Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. 
So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 
'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'
thanks Duke









Jeep Wrangler Fails











Word of the Week







Phils Philosophy







Can you recognize answers

Naomi Campbell
Amy Winehouse
Audrey Hepburn
Madonna
Queen Elizabeth 2
Jodie Foster
Hillary Clinton
Marilyn Monroe
Princess Diana



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Find the different letter
W
fourth from the right
Third row





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