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G'day All

Have been missing for a couple of days but am back in town

Its almost weekend time again

Another funny Beer ad from Budweiser

I was meeting a friend in a bar,
and as I went in,
I noticed twopretty girls looking at me.
"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself,
I swaggered over to my buddy
and told him a girl hadjust rated me a nine out of ten.
"Idon't want to ruin it for you", he said
"But when I walked in they were speaking German".




A minister waited in line to have his car
filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly,
but there were many cars ahead of him
in front of the service station.
Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man, "sorryabout the delay.
It seems as if everyone waits until
the last minute to get ready for a long trip.
"The minister chuckled,
"I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."



A few Cartoons to put a smile on your dial

An old preacher was dying.

He sent a message for his accountant and his lawyer,

both church members, to come to his home.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.

As they entered the room,

the preacher held out his hands

and motioned for them to sit on either side of the bed.

The preacher grasped their hands,

sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything.

Both the accountant and the attorney

were touched and flattered that the old preacher

would ask them to be with him during his final moments.

They were also puzzled because the preacher

had never given any indication that

he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the lawyer asked,

“Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?”
The old preacher mustered up some strength,

then said weakly,

“Jesus died between two thieves,

and that’s how I want to go, too.”

A man sped down the highway,

feeling secure in a group of cars

all traveling at the same speed.

However, when he passed a patrol car,

it pulled out behind him, lights flashing.
The police officer handed him a citation,

took the driver's signature

and was starting to walk away when the man said,

"Officer, I know I was speeding,

but I don't think it's fair.

Plenty of other drivers around me were going just as fast.

Why did I get a ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked.
"Um, yeah ..." the startled man replied.
"Ever catch all the fish?"

Pictures of Western Australia

These two pictures are of the Horizontal Falls

in the Kimberleys

There are in a very remote hard to access area

This is a tidal river where up to 5-6 metre tides occur

The second picture shows a photo taken of the

back of a tourist boat, taken at low tide

You would not attempt this when the High tide is running

I just love this song Sloop John B by the Beach Boys

Here are two versions of the song

The first is the original video from 1965

and the second is a more recent updated version

Both are fantastic