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I'm back

After missing in acton for a few days

Work has been very hectic these past weeks

Relax after a hard days work







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I'm glad Idon't live in the states with signs like this around

Still in the States

I have been to the USA a few times and this is not the norm from my observations

Not to worry I have my mate Captain Kangaroo to look after me

There was this haunted house on the outskirts

of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk -

the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.
However, an enterprising journalist decided

to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom.

When he entered the house, armed with only his camera,

the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al.

He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph".

The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines

- he posed for a number of ghostly shots.
The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room,

and began developing the photos.

Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.
So what's the moral of the story?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
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According to an article by Francis Baumli

in the May 1991 issue of Men's Health Newsletter,

testicles that disappear into the groin during sex

or extreme fright can be quite normal in some men

and are not necessarily a symptom of a hernia,

though the men affected may be considerably

worried about what is happening.

What happens is that the cremaster muscles,

one attached to each testicle,

pull the testicles up into the inguinal canal.

The article concludes with the paragraph:
Furthermore, according to physical anthropologists,

it's likely that Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon man

had a cremasteric reflex strong enough to

pull the testicles up into the body during fight or flight.

Even today, martial artists in some disciplines

practice raising their testicles until they can

voluntarily pull them up inside the inguinal canal where they are (supposedly) less likely to be injured during a fight or sparring match.

And I thought I had total control of my body when I learned to wiggle my ears


A couple of funny cartoons

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-pound weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door

and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,

19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes

and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later, huffing and puffing,

he finally catches her and has his way with her.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself

and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds, as promised.

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20- pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door

and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes

and a sign around her neck that reads:

"If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her.

When he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself

only to discover that he has lost another 20 pounds, as promised.

He decides to go for broke

and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program.

"Are ! You sure?" asks the representative on the phone,

"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely!" he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door;

and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7-foot tall man standing there,

wearing nothing but pink running shoes

and a sign around his neck that reads:

"I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine..."

The Amazing Johnny Cash

in one of his last performances

If you like Johnny Cash

You''ll love this