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Its blog time again
Have been working all day so am posting this whilst enjoying a beer or two
The unusual December weather continues with rain for most of today
Here is another Christmas Carol for you to enjoy



Boney M ........Mary's boy child





Lyrics
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ,
was born on Christmas Day.
And man will live for evermore,
because of Christmas Day.
Long time ago in Bethlehem,
so the Holy Bible say,
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day.
Hark, now hear the angels sing,
a king was born today,
And man will live for evermore,
because of Christmas Day.
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day.
While shepherds watch their flocks by night,
they see a bright new shining star,
they hear a choir sing a song,
the music seem to come from afar.
Hark, now hear the angels sing,
a king was born today,
And man will live for evermore,
because of Christmas Day.
For a moment the world was aglow,
all the bells rang out there were tears of joy and laughter,
people shouted "Let everyone know, there is hope for all to find peace."
Now Joseph and his wife,
Mary, came to Bethlehem that night,
they found no place to bear her child,
not a single room was in sight.
Hark, now hear the angels sing,
a king was born today,
And man will live for evermore,
because of Christmas Day.
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day.
Oh a moment still worth was a glow,
all the bells rang out there were tears of joy and laughter,
people shouted
"let everyone know, there is hope for all to find peace".




Wrong Gift









Another incredible bird photo



Some more Xmas cartoons

Some Xmas funnies
In a small southern town in the USA there was a "Nativity Scene"

that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.

One small feature bothered me.

The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation,

I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town,

I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me,

"You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did,

but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages,

and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face she said

"See, it says right here, the three wise man came from afar."

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"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights

.4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.7.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.

9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

Cartoon of the Week

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Best National Geographic Photos of the Year
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This blonde rang up the doctor & asked,

"Doc, would you check if I left my panties behind in ur examination room?"

The doctor looked around & said,

"No, they are not here."

"Oh," replied the Blonde,

"then I must have left them at the dentist's."

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The nervous blonde sat on the dentist's chair to have her tooth extracted.

Seeing so many instruments, she got frightened.

"Doc, I would rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled out."

The dentist retorted,

"Well, make up ur mind so that I can adjust the chair accordingly. "

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A man came home from the office and found his new blonde bride sobbing convulsively.

"I feel terrible," she told him.

"I was pressing your suit and I burneda big hole in the seat of your trousers."

"Oh, just forget it," consoled her husband.

"Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."

"Yes, I know. And it's lucky you have!" said the blonde bride, drying her eyes.

"I was able to use a piece from them to patch the hole!"

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Who put that there?

Two drag queens at a fairground see the big wheel,

one wants a go but his boyfriend is too scared

so he just stays on the ground and watches.

Shortly after the ride has got under way there is a huge creak,

then the whole big wheel collapses and falls to the ground.

Scrambling through the twisted wreckage the panic stricken spectator

eventually finds his boyfriend in the carnage.

"Are you hurt?" he shouts.

"Hurt? Hurt! Of course I'm bloody HURT!! -

I went round twice and you only waved once!"

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It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour,"

testified the man charged with indecent exposure.

"Explain that statement?" demanded the Judge.

"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and

she asked me what I wanted most in a woman.

So I showed her!"


I've just won the Monkey Lottery

A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.

The broccoli got off to a great start,

but being a green runner,

didn't have the strength to finish the race.

The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch,

but the tomato quickly fell behind.

The Yam was about to reach the end of the track,

but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.

In the course of an hour,

The tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.

Why was theTomato so successful?

The tomato paste itself

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He loved her very much.

He wanted this Valentine's day to be special,

So he had ordered a bottle of her favorite liquor imported from France

and it had arrived on time for the occasion.

On his way home, he stopped at the local florist.

He had planned to have a bouquet made with her favorite flower, white anemones.

But to his dismay, he found that the florist had sold all her flowers

and had only a few sterns of feathery ferns left for decoration.

In a moment of inspiration, he had the answer.

He asked the florist to make a bouquet using the flask of liquor instead of flowers

and what she produced was magnificent, well beyond his expectations.

He added a card, and proceeded home.

When he arrived, his wife was beautiful in her most elegant gown,

and it was apparent that she had spent much of the day preparing

a romantic candle light dinner for the two of them.

He presented her with his gift, and she opened the card to read,

"Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."

With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly,

"Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones


Got it!!!

Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet,

you must let them enter

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants,

including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes

the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know,

but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls,

but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

Most ridiculous foreign laws:

1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk

2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror

4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm

5. In Alabama, it is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle

6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed

7. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from

their husbands to wear false teeth

8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except funerals or hospital visits

9. In Japan, there is no age of consent

10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon

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A couple of blogs back, I put up some Aussie classic hits from the 60's

Some of you that have spoken to me recently wanted too see some more

So here goes

The Delltones ....... Get a little dirt on your hands

The Delltones

consisted of Noel Widerberg [Lead singer], Warren Lucas,Brian Perkins and Pee Wee Wilson

Noel Widerberg was killed in a car accident

This next video is of Barry Stanton

Although he is obviously lip synching in this clip

It is very rare footage of Barry making a guest appearance on the Johnny O'Keefe show

Barry Stanton ....Beggin on my knees

And the man himself the legendary Johnny O'Keefe

Johnny O'Keefe.......She wears my ring