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Here!, Take a couple of these

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A blonde and her sister are at the airport

waiting for the blonde's childhood friend to arrive.

Her friend had moved out of state

when they were in elementary school.
The blonde says,

"I wonder if I'll recognize her.

She's been away for a long time."
Her friend says,

"Maybe not. Do you think she'll recognize you?"
The blonde says,

"Of course she will. I haven't been away at all."

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Seen in Ohio

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thanks Peter P

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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health

and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked,

"How would you diagnose a patient who walks back

and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute,

then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered,

"A basketball coach?"

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Those Funny Animals

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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.

The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned

about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO"

were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.

As the station owner stood and gawked in silence,

paralyzed with shock,

his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank

and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss!
I've been working here for six years.
Of course I know what 'UFO' means

'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"


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Deserted

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Airline Ads

thanks Liz Z

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Parody on British Airways


thanks Gordon H
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The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this

!Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month

when all a man has to do is open his mouth

and he takes his life in his hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common

as a driver's license in the wallet of every

husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other

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A fellow got up one morning and decided

he no longer was going to shave himself,

he was instead going to the barber for his morning shave.

The town barber also happened to be the local Pastor in town.

When the guy walked into the barber shop

the barber/pastor was not there,

he was out on a pastoral call but his wife Grace was in the shop.

The man said to Grace, "I want a shave."

Grace told him to climb up in the chair and she gave him a shave.

When Grace was finished he asked her how much for the shave

and Grace said, "Twenty dollars."

"Twenty dollars, that seems a little steep," the guy replied.

Grace said: "That's my charge."

So the guy gave her $20 bill and went on his way.

The next morning when he got up he went to the mirror

and looked and his face was as smooth as when he was shaved the day before.

He checked the following the day, same thing,

a week went by, two weeks and his face stayed as smooth as a baby's face.

Finally after the third week he stopped back in the barber shop

and Grace happened to be there.

The guy said to her: "Grace, I can't believe I still don't need another shave.

You did some kind of magnificent job."

And Grace replied,

"Well, you have been shaved by Grace and once shaved always shaved!"

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Hair Conditioner

Hair Conditioner from Jonathan Gurvit on Vimeo.

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