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As promised some more Black and White images
thanks Duke
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth.
In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said,
"All right, who's the other father!?!"
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Tear Jerker from Korea's Got Talent
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Good Advert
Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo.-----
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor', and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers
As he runs towards the door with the loot,
As he runs towards the door with the loot,
a brave customer yanks off his balaclava.
The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter
and goes over and shoots him in the head also.
'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a female voice is heard from a
distant corner.
'I think my husband caught a glimpse....'
thanks Jayne M
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Those funny Animals
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Wait for it
Shirley & Marcy
A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school.
He didn't want his mother to walk with him.
She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence
but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it.
She asked a neighbour if she would please follow him to school in the mornings,
staying at a distance,
So he probably wouldn't notice her.
She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway,
it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.
The next school day, the neighbour and her little girl set out following behind Timmy
as he walked to school with another neighbour girl he knew.
She did this for the whole week.
As the two walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs,
Timmy 's little friend noticed the same lady was following
them as she seemed to do every day all week.
Finally she said to Timmy ,
'Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week?
Do you know her?'
Timmy nonchalantly replied,
'Yeah, I know who she is.'
The little girl said, 'Well, who is she?'
'That's just Shirley Goodnest ,' Timmy replied,
'and her daughter Marcy .'
' Shirley Goodnest ?
Who is she and why is she following us?
'Well,' Timmy explained,
'every night my Mum makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers,
'cuz she worries about me so much.
And in the Psalm, it says,
' Shirley Goodnest (surely goodness ) and Marcy (mercy)
shall follow me all the days of my life',
so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!'
thanks Kitty L
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Golf
thanks Kitty L
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Many years ago a friend of mine called Joe worked in the coal mines.
He would go to work early in the morning,
go down the mine to the coal face and do his eight hour stint,
then come back to the surface to get ready to come home.
He followed this daily routine faithfully for years on end,
down the mine in the morning, up at the end of his shift.
Down then up, down then up.
One day whilst he was at the coal face he swung his pick-axe
and the point went deep into a rock.
He eventually managed to remove the pick-axe from the rock,
and as he did so, he was engulfed in a deluge of water.
He was absolutely drenched by the water,
and his work mates remarked that he looked about ten years
younger since the water had covered him.
They all tried to get soaked,
and those that managed did indeed look ten years younger.
He, and those of his friends who had managed to get covered by the water,
were thankful, but they couldn't stop wondering why they
had only been made to look ten years younger.
Why hadn't they been made to look twenty or twenty-five years younger than they really were?
It must be obvious that it was only a miner miracle.
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Today's Music
Linda Ronstadt
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click this link to see Linda sing Desperado
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Long arm of the law
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thanks Kitty L
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Your WalMart picture for today
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"Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving.
"Don't you see that car is braking?"
Then she snapped,
"Don't pass that truck - his tire is wobbling."
The husband turned on his CB
and informed the trucker about his loose wheel.
The wife, in a nasty mood because of a headache,
was irritated by the incessant squealing of the CB.
"Why do you always get so much static?" she asked.
"Because," her long-suffering husband replied, "I'm married."
thanks Toni
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thanks Liz Z
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Beautiful Video about Wedding proposal
LUCK - NYC Wedding Proposal from Aria Melody DJ on Vimeo.thanks Toni
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Guys and Gals
The child was a typical four-year-old girl -
- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny.
When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage,
her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album,
thinking visual images would help.
One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church,
the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said,
"isn't that when mommy came to work for us?"
Picture of the Day
Western Australia
water on rocks in one of many Gorges in the NW
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PHILS PHILOSOPHY
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