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Proposal

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The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in.

 They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos.

 They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them.

The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.

The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own

 where they could gather without being ridiculed.

They felt they really belonged now.

They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos after all,

 they now had their own department at the university.

So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department

 which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D."

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MAGIC

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 A couple of pictures from yesteryear

you should be able to recognise them

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My favourite Don Williams song

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A beautiful young woman is getting dressed for work

one morning in her high-rise apartment building.

She glances out her fiftieth-story bedroom window

and sees a window washer outside.

Thinking she will rattle him, she slowly takes off her dress.

 The window washer just goes about the business of cleaning the windows.

Next, she removes her slip in a very provocative manner.

Still, the man just keeps working away.

Taking her striptease to the full extent,

she takes off her bra and panties and begins parading around her room.

The window washer still takes no notice of her.

Finally, the woman walks over to the window and just

stands there, totally naked,

staring at the man outside her window.

At last the window washer puts down his pail

and says, "What's the matter, lady, haven't you ever seen

a window washer before?"

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thanks Kitty L

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Dog in a trance



thanks Toni

Those Funny Animals

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How to tell if your feet stink!!!

Scroll down

Because I want to get you checked out

 to make sure you are healthy and will be around a bit longer

Love truly

Laugh uncontrollaby

And let your light shine brightly for all the world to see.

thanks David and Chris B

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Michael Jackson

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thanks Liz Z

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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Convent of Silence.

The priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery.

You are welcome here as long as you like,

but you may not speak until directed to do so. '

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the priest said to her,

'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years.

 You may speak two words.'

Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' the priest said,

'We will get you a better bed.'

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the priest.

 'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.'

'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine,

 and the priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery,

 the priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.

 'You may say two words today.'

'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.

'It's probably best,' said the priest

 'You've done nothing but bitch since you got here.'

thanks Liz Z

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COFFEE

thanks Toni for the coffee cartoons

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Coffee With You

Just cause it's so hard for us to get together

....... 1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)

2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE

3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK

4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY

5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY!

I don't know how they figure all this stuff out.

Enjoy

CLICK HERE:

 COFFEE MACHINE   

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thanks David and Chris B

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Kenny Rogers

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A woman calls her lawyer and asks...

"With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action.

 I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer

 and others are suing McDonalds because they got fat."

"And which one of those categories do you fit?"

"Neither," says the women.

 "I just want to know if I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly men

I've slept around with."

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Flying Lawnmower

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 FAIL

thanks Jayne M

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Religion

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Good Catch

thanks Kitty L

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10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.

3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.

4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.

6 You've both gone down one clothing size.

7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.

8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

9. Boy, are you hungry!

10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.

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Beautiful Peru

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PHILS PHIOLOSPHY

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