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A  Shadow Treasurer

stolen from Arhcies Archives

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Springtime

Australian Wattle tree in full bloom

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Ice Fishing in Canada

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Thanks Giving

thanks Liz Z

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thanks Duke

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Even God Laughed

thanks Geoff C

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when the video finishes....replay for the music build up

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Those Funny Animals

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Trailer for New Muppets Movie

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Some early pictures

thanks Kitty L

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Some interesting Graphs

thanks Duke

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IDIOTS

thanks Gordon H

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Stupid Electrician

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thanks Kitty L

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Police in Liverpool last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi-automatic rifles

with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 Anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers,

 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged UK banknotes

 and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes,

 all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.

Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said:

 "We're shocked, we never knew we had a library."

63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning.

 It was not a terrorist attack; a bunk bed collapsed.

Police are attributing the blame to AL IKEA.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sports shirt.

 Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me:

 "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back: "Manchester United".

thanks Jayne M

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Bolero

Gotta love this!!

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thanks Liz Z

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WHAT LOVE MEANS TO 4-8 YEAR OLDS

thanks Wayne W

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The Global Financial Crisis struck several years ago and it had both expected and unexpected results.

Here is the sad tale of one of those unexpected results.

A chef had been buying his meat from the best butcher in town for some years.

The quality was always excellent and he never once had a complaint.

Until one day he bought a new supply of sausages for his famed gourmet dish of Bangers and Mash.

When the Chef de Banger began cooking he noticed something very strange.

He took the sausages to the Chef who flew into a very chef-like rage.

Grabbing the offending sausages he stormed along the street to the butcher’s store.

Throwing them onto the counter he demanded an explanation.

 “Zese sausages have ze pork at one end and ze breadcrumbs at the other end.

Why have you done this to me?”

The butcher apologetically explained,

 “I’m so sorry but with these very difficult economic times,

 it is very very hard to make both ends meat.”

stolen from Archies Archives

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