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3,200 cars privately owned.

 WOW

The largest car collection in the World...............

.Tacoma, Washington State.

The museum opens this year.

thanks Kitty L

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Politics in Australia

Julia Gillard Vs Kevin Rudd

for Labour Party Leadership

Only post this because every man and his dog sent it to me

don't really give a wally!!

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IRONY

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A Police Report from Chicago

  Do the Video First...

Two or Three Times if You Want..

.THEN

 Read The Text Below...

 DON'T LOOK UNTIL YOU WATCH THE VIDEO!

You have to watch this one several times.

 But please remember the cops had to act in real time....

 THE SUSPECT DOES GET SHOT BY A POLICE OFFICER.

 THIS IS FOR REAL.

 Officers ordering the suspect to put the assault rifle down,

and it appears he is complying and then he is shot!

 Is that what you see?

 Want to know what it is like to work the streets,

and what risks you face daily?

 Watch the video again..

. Watch the suspect's right hand while he places the rifle down with his left hand.

What you don't see, but the officer behind the suspect does see,

 is the suspect pulling a hidden handgun from his rear pants,

with his right hand.

 Watch as the bad guy goes down.....

the handgun is still in his right hand.

Just a reminder...

 What you think you see at first does not always tell the truth.

 .

thanks Kitty L

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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem

to one of her arithmetic classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.

 One-fifth is to go to his wife,

 one-fifth is to go to his son,

 one-sixth to his butler,

and the rest to charity.

Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom,

Little Morris raised his hand.

The teacher called on Little Morris for his answer.

With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Morris answered,

"A lawyer!"

thanks Toni S

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click this link to see the Eiffel tower from the ground up



http://www.photojpl.com/under-the-eiffel-tower-in-360-photo/-/VYgGh9fNbR/

thanks Liz Z

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I Just Learned How To Text Message, Talk on My Phone,

and drive while Setting my GPS!

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Woman driver takes on the Police

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After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo

 for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester ,

 when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile and started up:-

 "Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes,

I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting -

 no, not with that floozie from the typing pool,

with the boss, no darling you're the only one in my life -

yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

 This was still going on at Wimbledon ,

when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance,

yelled at the top of her voice,

"Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!"

thanks Gordon H

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Those Funny Animals

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very clever video

thanks Glynis G

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thanks elizabeth

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AWESOME!!!

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Kind of fun to watch your age go up

 and down as you answer the questions.

Now this is interesting, give it a try....

How long will you live?

This is a calculator that estimates your life expectancy.

It was developed by Northwestern Mutual Life.

It's interesting that there are only 13 questions.

Yet, they can predict how long you're likely to live

http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan

thanks Liz Z

WISDOM

thanks Glynis G

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I KNOW THAT I AM OLD,

BUT AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE ILLUSIONS

WHAT THE DEVIL DID I SEE??

Now here are 3 good ones....

Wait until you see #3!.....

thanks Kitty L

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WAL-MART

Walmart announced that, sometime in 2012,

 it will begin offering customers a new item...Walmart's

own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery

of California to produce wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand

 into their shopping carts but,

'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken,

professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville.

 'However, branding will be very important.'

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name

for the Walmart wine brands and varieties.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

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Grandpa

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ALZHEIMER'S COLOR TEST

More difficult than you might think!

Color Test

A great test, do it until you get 100%!

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya...

This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!

It's harder than it seems!

A brain waker-upper for today!

Click here to start

thanks Liz Z

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Blonde and the Blizzard

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility

 was almost zero when the little Blonde got off work.

 She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.

 She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation...

She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard

 she should wait for a snow-plow to come by and follow it.

That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.

This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow-plow

 went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snow-plow she was feeling very smug as they continued

 and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After an hour had passed,

she was somewhat surprised when the snow-plow stopped

and the driver got out and came back to her car

 and signaled for her to roll down her window.

The snow-plow driver wanted to know if she was alright,

 as she had been following him for a long time.

She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice

to follow a snow-plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was OK with him

 and she could continue if she wanted,

 but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot,

and was going over to Sears next.

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Very clever video

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I live in Oklahoma and lived in Texas before that.

People think that down here in the south

we are all watchin rasslin,

 spottin UFOs and havin sex with our relatives.

That isn't true.

I've never seen a UFO.

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thanks Jayne M

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Tim Conway and Carol Burnett

thanks Kitty L

Walter arrived at his office late one morning

 and was greeted with giggles from the pretty young receptionist.

 "What are you laughing at?" asked Walter.

"There's a big black smudge on your face," said the girl.

"Oh, that!" said Walter.

 "That's easy to explain. I saw my wife off on a month's vacation this morning.

 I took her to the train station and kissed her good-bye."

"But what about the smudge?"

"As soon as she got on board,

 I ran up and kissed the engine, too."

PHILS PHILOSOPHY

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