Phils Phun

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Just think of the hours of work that went into making this.

It took some engineering to make this.

thanks Kitty L

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Those Funny Animals

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A wife and her husband were having an argument. The woman screamed at him.
"I want you to leave and get out of the house now!"
Resigned the husband headed for the for the door. However the woman continued to harp at him. She yelled, "I hope you die and suffer a slow and agonizing death!"
He turned around and said to her, "So now you want me to stay!"

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some magnificent pictures from around the world

thanks Kitty L

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political stufff !!!

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Meanwhile in Australia

and while we are in Australia

enjoy these

thanks Toni S

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Kangaroo fun

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Posters!!!

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A lawyer was cross-examining a witness:
"You have just testified that you heard the shot at
exactly 11:32 p.m.?

How did you know what time it was? Did you look at
your watch?"
"No," the witness said. "I looked at the sundial in
the garden."

"That's absurd," screamed the lawyer. "How could you
tell time by a sundial at 11:32 at night?"

"I had a flashlight," the witness said.

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Fails for September 2012

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The first expedition to Alpha Centauri had finally returned. The leader of the expedition, Captain Feghoot, was making his report to his superior.

“So, Feghoot, did you find any indigenous life?”

“Yes sir. Intelligent life, in fact. And what’s more, they were almost completely identical to humans, except for one thing.”

“Almost? What do you mean?”

“Well sir, they have one less joint in their arms.”

“I see. So, I suppose you could say that…”

“Yes sir, The natives are wristless.”

stolen from Archies Archives

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How to move a 100 year old oak tree

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Seniors

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down the the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 73 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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Anklebiters!!