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Awesome video
best viewed in full screen
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Xmas Toons!!
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If you like dancing you will love this video
the young fellow is 15 and the girl is 17
crank up the volume and view in full screen
thanks to those who sent me this
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Those Funny Animals
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keep fit with a Walrus
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An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred
recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. A
representative from Israel began: "Before beginning my talk I want to tell
you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water,
he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and
entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had
vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!"
The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously
and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there
then."
The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now
that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."
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2012 according to Google
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Some of those we lost in 2012
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At the Duplex
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gotta love this
gets pretty awesome about 0.40 secs
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POSTERS
The World in 2 Minutes
India
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Meanwhile in Africa
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Only in Finland
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click on this link to visit the Ho Chi Minh Trail
while is great to see
its a litlle sad also
given the recent history of this area
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thanks Kitty L
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SHAKESPEARE'S
BEES
John
the beekeeper was rather sadistic.
He made life miserable for everyone around
him with his mean tricks.
he blocked the normal
opening to the hive
and painted a black arch on the opposite side to simulate
the doorway.
He
then sat nearby to watch as the bees returned laden with nectar.
They would fly
directly into the painted black arch, bang into the wood,
and fall senseless to
the ground below.
Two
old bees were perched on the rim of the hive. One turned to the other and said:
"What bees these mortals fool."
Morris Crisp was very sad when his father passed away.
When his
mother remarried to a retired Navy captain named Arthur Ness,
and made Morrie
take the name of his step-father.
Morrie felt she was betraying the memory
of his father.
After he grew up, and his mother died,
Morrie had Arthur
committed to a nursing home
and bilked him of his life savings.
When he was caught, the newspapers read,
"Morrie Crisp-Ness fleeces Navy Dad!"
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More Xmas Toons
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Ahmed the Terrorist has a son
very funny!!
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Oops!!
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Speed Camera
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This weeks signs!!
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PHILS PHILOSOPHY
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Fun week Phil. I took the Israel one. That was political at its finest.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
Oh and Merry Christmas to you and yours. :)
ReplyDeleteI hope you-all have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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