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Our World in 2 Minutes
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Top Ten City's in the world
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Kid , Dog and a Puddle
Those Funny Animals
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Sweet Mama Dog Interacting with a
Beautiful Child with Down Syndrome
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Only in Michigan!!!
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Maybe they need one of these
thanks Kitty L
Seen in Charlottesville Virginia!!!
Thanks Joanne W
this looks photo shopped..but is funny
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ONLY IN IOWA
* A lady was telling her neighbor
* A lady was telling her neighbor
that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck
down the interstate,
and a dog was hanging onto the tailgate for dear life!
* She said if the pick-up truck driver
* She said if the pick-up truck driver
hadn't been going so fast in the other
direction,
she would have tried to stop him.
* A few weeks later,
* A few weeks later,
her neighbor saw this truck at the local Bass Pro Shop.
* The pick-up truck driver is a local IOWA taxidermist
* The pick-up truck driver is a local IOWA taxidermist
with a great sense of
humor!
* Taxidermists are a twisted lot anyway!
* And it is not a dog in the 1st Place;
* Taxidermists are a twisted lot anyway!
* And it is not a dog in the 1st Place;
it is a Coyote.
* Can you imagine
* Can you imagine
how many people tried to stop this guy?
thanks Kitty L
In the
aftermath of Tropical Cyclone Oswald that struck Australia last week,
beach
town residents of Maroochydore were greeted
with a flood of sea foam as high as
10 feet,
swept ashore by the remnants of the storm.
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a beautiful south sea island, there once lived a king whose proudest possession
was his peacock throne.
Most days, in his seashore village,
he spent his free
time polishing and cleaning the throne.
One
day the head medicine man came to the king with a warning.
"A huge typhoon
is coming.
We must move to high ground."
"I
can't leave my throne. It might get wet.
You go with all the others to high
ground.
I'll stay here," said the king.
The
medicine man said, "You can't possibly stay. You will be killed.
The wind
and waves will be too strong to endure."
After
a long and heated conference,
the king's advisors convinced him that the throne
would be safe
if they stowed it in the rafters of the grass hut where the king
lived.
They
stowed the throne in the rafters and took off for the hills.
Sure enough, the
typhoon came.
The waters rose higher and the wind blew harder than expected.
When the storm abated, the villagers returned to the seashore.
Everything was
had been washed away,
including the king's hut and throne.
This
proves, without a doubt:
People who live in grass huts shouldn't stow thrones!
A
few years ago a refugee from Laos came to the U.S.
in one of the re-settlement
influxes.
He had been a radio announcer back in Laos,
and he wanted to get into
the same line of work here.
The first thing he did was join AFTRA
(American
Federation of Television and Radio Announcers).
He
tried to pursue a job but of course,
being a new resident, he had prob-ems with
the English language
. In order to keep body and soul together while going to
English classes,
he took up barbering.
Soon, he became a very good barber,
giving haircuts,
stylings and shaves.
He seemed to be an artist with the
straight razor
. In fact, the shop where he worked made him specialize in giving
shaves.
Thus, he became known as an AFTRA shave Laotian
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The Duplex
Darn Sheep
thanks David J
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How not to board a Yacht
thanks David J
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Neat ways to stack wood!!
Fur Coat
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RELIGION!!
A Jewish
congregation in suburban Boston
honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service
by
sending him to Hawaii for a week,
all expenses paid.
When he walks into his hotel room,
he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on the
bed.
She greets the Rabbi with,
"Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra
that
the President of the Temple arranged for you."
The Rabbi is incensed.
He picks up the phone,
calls the President of the Temple
and shouts,
"Greenblatt, what were you thinking?
Where is your respect?
I
am the moral leader of our religious community!
I am very angry with you and
you have not heard the end of this."
Hearing this, the naked woman gets up
and starts to get dressed.
The Rabbi turns to her and says,
"Where are you going? I'm not angry with
you."
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While
in China, an American man is very promiscuous
and does not use a
condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States,
he wakes one morning to
find his manhood covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never
having seen anything like this before,
orders some tests and tells the
man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,
“I’ve got bad news for you,
you’ve contracted Mongolian VD
. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US ,
we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says,
“Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure.
We’re going to have to amputate .”
The man screams in horror,
“Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice.
Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims
, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD.
Vewy ware disease.”
The guy says to the doctor,
“Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
can we do?
My American doctor wants to amputate!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
“Stupid American docttah,
always want opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor.
“Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”
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MISC CARTOONS!!
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PHILS PHILOSOPHY
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