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KOHAR

 with Stars of Armenia Live in Concert on 28 May 2011,

 Yerevan playing a rousing Big Band Jazz song. 

The music video gets a little confusing about

 halfway through because while the song stays the same 

they start using scenes from other parts of the concert. 

So, you’ll see some singers that appear

 to be singing but not to this song.

 It looks like it was a fun and entertaining concert 

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Some Of The Best Shots You'll Ever See

thanks Kitty L

Those Funny Animals

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The Dog who never gave up

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Patrick lives in Ballarat Wildlife Park[Victoria] and at 27 years old,

he is 7 years older than the average age of wombats living in captivity.

He currently lives with a family of three other wombats 

as he has no family of his own.

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Very Helpful Polar Bear

A group of doctors were out duck hunting, 

when a large bird flew overhead.

The family doctor raised his gun to shoot,

 but then lowered his gun saying 

"I am not sure that is a duck."

The Psychiatrist raised his gun,

 but then lowered it again saying

 “I know it's a duck, 

but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck."

The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky. 

 He turns to the pathologist and says

 "Go see if that was a duck."

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The coolest Nature video you'll ever see

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Hacked STOP signs

When the Italian immigrant first arrived in the U. S,

 he was so poor he had no choice but to live in the ghetto.

 But he was a skilled businessman, 

who eventually made his fortune;

 yet he didn't want to forget his friends and neighbors

 who were so good to him during the early years.

 Recognizing how much stress there was living in the ghetto,

 he went back there and built a spa where local residents 

could take hot tubs and get massages for free.

 For the young people, he bought a lot,

 built a baseball diamond, and supplied some special baseballs 

that were easily caught in a baseball mitt, 

which gave the kids a feeling of competence and self worth

. That immigrant is credited with bringing to the U. S.

 the famous Italian tradition, 

 spa ghetto and mitt balls.

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Play it Again.....   Sam

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Topical

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An amazing display of helicopter flying performed

 at the 1990 Royal Easter Show in Sydney Australia 

where the entertainment in the main arena 

was considered free entertainment.

I doubt we’ll ever see flying like this close up

 and personal again as part of an air show.

 The Aircraft is a B206-B1, built under licence in Australia.

The Australian Army calls them a Kiowa,

 but they are actually a Jet Ranger

 with long skids and Long Ranger rotors.

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Some Fun Pictures

A snail was run over by a turtle.

The snail ended up in the hospital and his friends came to visit him. 

One of them asked, 

"What happened?"

He said,

 "I don't know, it all happened so fast."

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The Worlds best Juggler

POSTERS

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Golf

“How did it happen?”

 the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand

 as he set the man’s broken leg. 

“Well, doc, 25 years ago…”

 “Never mind the past! 

Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”

 “Like I was saying… 25 years ago,

 when I first started working on the farm, 

that night, right after I’d gone to bed,

 the farmer’s beautiful daughter came into my room.

 She asked me if there was anything I wanted.

 I said, “No, everything is fine.”

 “Are you sure?” she asked.

 “I’m sure,” I said.

 “Isn’t there anything I can do for you???” she wanted to know

. “I reckon not,” 

I replied.

 “Excuse me,” said the doctor,

 “What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?”

 “Well, this morning,” the farmhand explained,

 “when it dawned on me what she meant, 

I fell off the roof!”

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Funny Wedding Vows

thanks Kitty L

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Phun Phacts

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Kids

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Zeke and Emmy Lou got married 

and had a new baby every year or less. 

After their 13th baby was born,

 the couple told the doctor that they were going to stop having babies

 as soon as they figured out what was causing them. 

The doctor suggested to Zeke

 that he try covering the organ before they made love. 

Sure enough, in a short time Emmy Lou was pregnant again,

 and the doctor asked Zeke if he tried covering his organ

 like he had suggested they do. 

Zeke said, "We don't have an organ, 

Doc, but we did throw a blanket over the piano."

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if you don't Laugh at this I can't help you

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Interesting Stuff

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Some Country Music for you to enjoy

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Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted 

by the UN, the only question asked was

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions

 to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure, because:

·         In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant

·         In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant

·         In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant

·         In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant

·         In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant

·         In South America they didn't know what "please" meant

·         In the United States they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

·         In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent

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This Weeks Signs

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The Best Medication

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Phils Philosophy

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