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Western Australia

 On the Mitchell Plateau ....  in the Kimberleys

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How did he do that?? LEGO

 iPad Magic with Simon Pierro

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Nature at its best

thanks Kitty L

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Tree of life

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Those Funny Animals

The Cat is Sat

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Baby Bear Circus Act on Golf Course 

 At Fairmont Hot Springs Resort, BC

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Phun Phacts

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The Steaks are High

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and says, “

”I”m bereft of inspiration.

Prepare me a martini.”

" The bartender replies,

“Olive or twist?”"

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Manta Ray asks for help - Ghost Fishing - Costa Rica

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Kids of Today Won't Even Know

 What Half of These Things Are For

Cute pictures you need to see

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Hollie Steel - Britain's Got Talent

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Posters

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Burns and Allen - Classic Scenes 

 Gracie becomes a magician's assistant

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Things that annoy you

You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid

 little plastic thing in the middle of them. 

The person behind you in the supermarket

 runs his cart into the back of your ankle. 

The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. 

There's always a car riding your tail

 when you're slowing down to find an address. 

You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. 

It's bad enough that you step in dog poop,

 but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. 

The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. 

There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. 

You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. 

Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look 

in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth. 

You drink from a soda can into which someone

 has extinguished a cigarette. 

[Yuck!!] 

You slice your tongue licking an envelope. 

Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. 

A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio

 but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. 

There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. 

You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket

 and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. 

[Hey... This has happened to me before... NOT fun...] 

The car behind you blasts its horn because

 you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 

A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. 

You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. 

The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that s ong. 

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. 

People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead

 of you to a counter just opening up. 

Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. 

You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary

 because you don't know how to spell it. 

You have to inform five different sales people

 in the same store that you're just browsing. 

You had that pen in your hand only a second ago

 and now you can't find it. 

You reach under the table to pick something off the floor 

and smash your head on the way up. 

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Pictures that are Pretty Poignant

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Rory McIlroy's golf ball finds fan's pocket

 at Tour Championship

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A golf club walks into a local bar

 and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him.

"Why not?" 

asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," 

replies the bartender.

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Odds and Ends

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Experience the power of a bookbook™

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Men and Women

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A Million Stitches (Pain Compilation)

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Banned

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Back to School Fails

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This Weeks Signs

ANTI-RACIST SHORT FILM "JAFAR" 

(by Nancy Spetsioti)

Phils Philosophy

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