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Western Australia

Lucky Bay Esperance

Best Videos of the Year 2017 

 People Are Awesome

Awesome pictures

 thanks Tullia

What A Wonderful World

 With David Attenborough 

Funny Signs

THE WHITE ROOM

Cartoons

BEST MOMENTS of 2017

 on The Graham Norton Show

Warning !!! some strong language

From Canada!!!

thanks Don H in Edmonton

and David T  in Vancouver

FARTING KETCHUP!!

thanks Gordon H

Monkey Talk

My Emmy Moment

 Tim Conway and Harvey Korman

Best of 2017 

Guinness World Records

Kids

Car Dealer

The World

USA

New York

Netherlands

Finland

where you can buy a 100 pack

almost enough for the weekend!!

France

Venezuela

Ireland

Canada

Skating on Lake  Ontario

Funny Animals

 thanks Duke

Best Pet Videos of the Year 2017!

Odds and Ends

thanks Duke

An old woman rode up, got off her old mule

 and tied it to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust

 from her face and clothes,

 a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun

 in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. 
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed,

 "hey old woman, have you ever danced?" 
The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said,

 "No... I never did dance... Never really wanted to." 
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said 

"well, you old bag, you're gonna dance now," 

and started shooting at the old woman's feet. 
The old woman prospector -- 

not wanting to get a toe blown off -

 started hopping around. 
Everybody was laughing. 

When his last bullet had been fired, 

the young gunslinger, still laughing,

 holstered his gun and turned around

 to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule,

 pulled out a double-barreled shotgun,

 and cocked both hammers.

 The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air,

 and the crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too,

 and he turned around very slowly. 
The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman 

stared at the old woman and the large gaping holes

 of those twin barrels. 
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered

 in the old woman's hands

, as she quietly said,

 "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,

"No ma'am... But I've always wanted to."

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.

2 - Never waste your ammunition.

3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

4 - Always make sure you know who has the final power.

5 -Don't mess with Old People;

 they didn't get old by being stupid.

thanks Gordon H

Dubai New Year 2018

 midnight light show

 at the Burj Khalifa

the world has changed

Gym and Workout Fails 

 (January 2018) 

 Fail Army

"Word of the Week"

Phil's Philosophy

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