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An old woman rode up, got off her old mule
and tied it to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust
from her face and clothes,
a
young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun
in one hand and a bottle
of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed,
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed,
"hey old woman,
have you ever danced?"
The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said,
The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said,
"No... I never did
dance... Never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said
"well, you old
bag, you're gonna dance now,"
and started shooting at the old woman's
feet.
The old woman prospector --
The old woman prospector --
not wanting to get a toe blown off -
started
hopping around.
Everybody was laughing.
Everybody was laughing.
When his last bullet had been fired,
the young
gunslinger, still laughing,
holstered his gun and turned around
to go back into
the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule,
The old woman turned to her pack mule,
pulled out a double-barreled shotgun,
and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert
air,
and the crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too,
The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too,
and he turned around very slowly.
The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman
The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman
stared at the old woman and the large
gaping holes
of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered
in the old woman's hands
, as she
quietly said,
"Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,
"No
ma'am... But I've always wanted to."
THERE ARE FIVE
LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be
arrogant.
2 - Never waste
your ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes
you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make
sure you know who has the final power.
5 -Don't mess with Old People;
they didn't
get old by being stupid.
thanks Gordon H
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