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Rabbits in the Movies

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Laurel and Hardy dance to Rolling Stones music

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Rare Photo's

How many you recognize will depend on how old you are!!

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An ITALIAN and a CHINESE entered a chocolate store. 

As they were busy looking, the CHINESE stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the CHINESE said to the ITALIAN,

 "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. 

You can't beat that."

ITALIAN replied:

 "You want to see something better? 

Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the ITALIAN said to the shopkeeper,

 "Do you want to see magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

The ITALIAN said,

 "Give me one chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

The ITALIAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well

. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

The ITALIAN replied: 

"Check in my friend's pocket, 

and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

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This is an awesome BBC Video

to get the full effects of this video

Watch in Full Screen

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Those Funny Animals

Clever

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The best 2 minute cat video you''ll see

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Once upon a time in England

, a very mean witch was terrorizing the local population, 

who finally went to see a wizard to see what could be done about her. 

The wizard gave them a potion that would turn the witch into a statue.

 The townspeople managed to put the potion in the witch's food. 

When she found out about this, she turned green with rage,

 but it was too late and the potion worked as expected.

 The jubilant population had a big celebration and parade,

 and placed the petrified witch in a park as a public example. 

Pretty soon, people discovered that the witch had been frozen

 in a position that made her a perfect sundial, 

and started using her to tell the time of day.

 The custom grew and even today, people often refer to 

.Mean Green Witch Time.' 

Jane and John were childhood sweethearts who grew up

 and married in regular multi-gender partnership.

Time passed and they had a beautiful baby girl.

There was only one problem.

They couldn’t decided on a name for their newborn baby girl.

They’d narrowed it down: John liked Cohen, and Jane liked Carmen,

 but they couldn’t break the deadlock.

Being so in love Jane and John decided not to argue

 but to give the little girl both names, 

and people could call her whichever they liked best.

John called her Cohen and Jane called her Carmen.

By the time she was 18,

 the poor girl didn’t know if she was Carmen or Cohen.

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In the Northern Hemisphere Spring is almost upon them

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thanks to Joanne W for some of these

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Parking Fails

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Extreme Idiot

Seniors

The strong young man at the construction site

 was bragging that he could outdo anyone

 in a feat of strength.

 He made a special case of making fun 

of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes,

 the older worker had had enough.

 "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,"

 he said. 

"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something

 in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding 

that you won't be able to wheel back." 

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied.

 "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed 

the wheelbarrow by the handles. 

Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 

"All right. Get in."

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Tile Trick

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Not all the Weirdo's are at Wal Mart!!

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Super Cool Tennis shot

Signs for this week

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PHILS PHILOSOPHY