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thanks Kitty L
Right-o you lot, reckon you know a bit about Oz?
Have a gander
at this site and see how you fare.
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Not many will get past 19 out of 25, but if you do . .
. you could be termed a smart . . . |
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Check if you still qualify for the Aussie passport
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thanks Ray S
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The Blue Lagoon, Ecuador
Rago National Park, Norway
The Inhabited Volcanic Island of Aogashima, Japan
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In my early driving days, I had the bad habit of running out of
gas frequently.
Once, I was stranded at the mall and called my father for
help.
When he arrived, I was under the hood,
poking around.
"I think there's something preventing the gas from
reaching the carburetor,"
I said.
"Yeah," Dad shot back.
"A twenty- dollar bill."
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Those Funny Animals
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the best way to fully enjoy this video is on full screen
thanks Ray S
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Fascinating Trivia
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Awesome 2013
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POSTERS
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People vs Winter
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A mother firefly was taking her children for a walk near dusk,
and
they came to a dark woods.
"All right, kids," she ordered,
"line up, and
whatever happens, don't shine your light.
There are owls in the forest and they
might fly down and eat you!"
The small fireflies did as they were told,
with the youngest
firefly at the end of the line.
As they were moving carefully along,
suddenly
the mother saw a light far back.
"Stop!" she whispered.
"Who lit the light back there?"
"I did," admitted the youngster.
"You heard what I told you," scolded the mother.
"Why did you disobey?"
"Well," said the little one,
"when you gotta glow,
you gotta glow!"
I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka,
and there
was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a bird
pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, & he confirmed the
problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been
killed by impact with
trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
The province then hired an ornithological behaviourist
to determine the
disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.
The ornithological behaviourist determined the cause in
short order. When
crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree
to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say, "cah", but
none could say "truck."
Have a nice day...
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Speed Kills
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The Honda
crotch rocket rider was traveling at approximately
85 mph. The VW driver was talking on a cell phone when she
Pulled out from a side street, apparently not seeing the
Motorcycle. The riders reaction time was not sufficient
Enough to avoid this accident.
The car had two passengers
And the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them.
The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact
And landed 20 feet from where the collision took place.
All three involved (two in the car and the bike rider) were
Killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at
The Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department..
Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be
New drivers, or new motorcycle owners
AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS A CELL PHONE!!!!!
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Save a life…
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Handy Hints
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A journey trough the seasons
Norway
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Aliens have landed at the Wal mart again
thanks Kitty L
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Women
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thanks Diane M
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I was at the bar the other night and overheard three
very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello,
are you three lassies from Scotland
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales
from Scotland
And that's the last thing I remember
thanks Don H
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This is posted because its funny!!
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Beer Religion
Father Murphy was playing golf with a
parishioner.
On the first hole, he sliced into the rough.
His
opponent heard him mutter,
"Hoover!" under his breath.
On
the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard.
"Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.
On
the third hole, a miracle occurred and Father Murphy's
drive landed on the
green only six inches from the hole!
"Praise be to God!"
He
carefully lined up the putt,
but the ball curved around the hole instead of
going in.
"HOOVER!!!"
By
this time, his opponent could not withhold his curiosity any longer,
and asked
why the priest said "Hoover."
"It's
the biggest dam I know."
the priest replied.
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its just a modern world we live in!!
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This Weeks Signs
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