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KOHAR
with Stars of Armenia Live in
Concert on 28 May 2011,
Yerevan playing a rousing Big Band Jazz song.
The music video gets a little confusing about
halfway through because
while the song stays the same
they start using scenes from other parts of the
concert.
So, you’ll see some singers that appear
to be singing but not to this
song.
It looks like it was a fun and entertaining concert
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Some Of The
Best Shots You'll Ever See
thanks Kitty L
Those Funny Animals
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The Dog who never gave up
Patrick lives in Ballarat
Wildlife Park[Victoria] and at 27 years old,
he is 7 years older than the average age of
wombats living in captivity.
He currently lives with a family of three other
wombats
as he has no family of his own.
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Very Helpful Polar Bear
A group of doctors were out duck hunting,
when a large bird
flew overhead.
The family doctor raised his gun to shoot,
but then lowered his gun saying
"I am not sure that is a duck."
The Psychiatrist raised his gun,
but then lowered it again saying
“I know it's
a duck,
but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck."
The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky.
He turns
to the pathologist and says
"Go see if that was a duck."
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The coolest Nature video you'll ever see
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Hacked STOP signs
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When
the Italian immigrant first arrived in the U. S,
he was so poor he had no
choice but to live in the ghetto.
But he was a skilled businessman,
who
eventually made his fortune;
yet he didn't want to forget his friends and
neighbors
who were so good to him during the early years.
Recognizing how much
stress there was living in the ghetto,
he went back there and built a spa where
local residents
could take hot tubs and get massages for free.
For the young
people, he bought a lot,
built a baseball diamond, and supplied some special
baseballs
that were easily caught in a baseball mitt,
which gave the kids a
feeling of competence and self worth
. That immigrant is credited with bringing
to the U. S.
the famous Italian tradition,
spa ghetto and mitt balls.
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Play it Again..... Sam
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Topical
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An amazing display of helicopter flying
performed
at the 1990 Royal Easter Show in Sydney Australia
where the
entertainment in the main arena
was considered free entertainment.
I doubt we’ll ever see flying like this close up
and personal
again as part of an air show.
The Aircraft is a B206-B1, built under licence
in Australia.
The Australian Army calls them a Kiowa,
but they are actually a
Jet Ranger
with long skids and Long Ranger rotors.
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Some Fun Pictures
A snail was run over by a
turtle.
The snail ended up in the hospital and his friends came to visit him.
The snail ended up in the hospital and his friends came to visit him.
One of
them asked,
"What happened?"
He said,
He said,
"I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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The Worlds best Juggler
POSTERS
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Golf
“How
did it happen?”
the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand
as he set the man’s
broken leg.
“Well, doc, 25 years ago…”
“Never mind the past!
Tell me how you
broke your leg this morning.”
“Like I was saying… 25 years ago,
when I first
started working on the farm,
that night, right after I’d gone to bed,
the
farmer’s beautiful daughter came into my room.
She asked me if there was
anything I wanted.
I said, “No, everything is fine.”
“Are you sure?” she asked.
“I’m sure,” I said.
“Isn’t there anything I can do for you???” she wanted to
know
. “I reckon not,”
I replied.
“Excuse me,” said the doctor,
“What the hell
does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?”
“Well, this morning,” the
farmhand explained,
“when it dawned on me what she meant,
I fell off the roof!”
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Funny Wedding Vows
thanks Kitty L
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Phun Phacts
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Kids
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Zeke and Emmy Lou got
married
and had a new baby every year or less.
After their 13th baby was born,
the couple told the doctor that they were going to stop having babies
as soon
as they figured out what was causing them.
The doctor suggested to Zeke
that he try covering the organ before they made
love.
Sure enough, in a short time Emmy Lou was pregnant again,
and the doctor asked
Zeke if he tried covering his organ
like he had suggested they do.
Zeke said, "We don't have an organ,
Doc, but we did throw a blanket over
the piano."
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if you don't Laugh at this I can't help you
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Interesting Stuff
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Some Country Music for you to enjoy
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Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted
by the UN, the
only question asked was
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure, because:
·
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest"
meant
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In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage"
meant
·
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant
·
In China they
didn't know what "opinion" meant
·
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution"
meant
·
In South America they didn't know what "please"
meant
·
In the United States
they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
·
In Australia they
hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent
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This Weeks Signs
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The Best Medication
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