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Change for a Dollar



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Xmas Cartoons

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Rare Pictures

thanks Liz Z

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thanks Liz Z

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thanks Gordon H

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"I LOVE YOU" IN 10 LANGUAGES

English

I Love You

Spanish

Te Quiero

French

Je T'aime

German

Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese

Ai Shite Imasu

Italian

Ti Amo

Chinese

Wo Ai Ni

Swedish

Jag Alskar Dig

Lithuanian

As Tave Meliu

Australia

Nice Boobs, get in the Ute.

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Head on crash of 1959 Chevy and 2009 Chevy...might surprise you

What a waste of a 59 Chevy
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS "AUTOMOTIVE" REVELATION......

HEAD-ON CRASH OF A 1959 CHEVY WITH 2009 CHEVY

Amazing, I would have never believed it without seeing it.

Read below then watch the video especially the overhead view of the accident.

 A 2009 car vs. a 1959 car in a crash test.

Guess which one wins.

 NO SOUND, but the video is enough.

 How many times have you heard:

 "I wish they would make cars the way they did in the old days."

This video dispels that myth.

You know how we always think about what big huge tanks the old cars of the 50's and 60's

. And how we talk about how there is so much plastic on the new cars

 that if one of the old tanks ever collided with a new car, the new car would be demolished?

Well the insurance industry put that theory to the test.

 Be sure to watch toward the end to see the overhead view -

 and the assessment of driver injury.

 Fasten your seat belts.



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Those Funny Animals

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Dogs saying Grace

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How did the photographer get these animals to stat still long enough??

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A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons.

 He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon,

 he stood before the judge,

 only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon

 and he would have to return the next day.

"What for?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.

His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud:

"Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:

"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."

The young man replied,

 "I know. But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."

thanks Duke

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Amazing Card Trick



thanks Duke

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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge,

so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn’t want to appear insensitive,

 he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked...

 "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she did.... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!

 That's a real talent you are wasting.

 You could be famous.

 Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."

thanks Jayne M

thanks Jayne M

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Definition of disappointment

thanks Stevie Boy

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Click Below To see the card

Red Neck Christmas Card

thanks Kitty L



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thanks Jayne M

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