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 Western Australia

Cape Kenaudren

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PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

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Alongside the Olympics, 

he World Cup is the most watched sporting event in the world! 

Every 4 years, 32 Countries battle for royal supremacy 

and the right to say they are the Champions!

Displaced people who lost their homes because of the World Cup,

are building makeshift housing

McDonald`s GOL! FIFA World Cup Brasil 2014

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New Years 2013 -

 Synchronized Epic Music (Heart of Courage)

From the makers of Fireworks in China

looks fantastic in full screen

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Take the QUIZ....

http://survley.com/what-is-your-chinese-name.html

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Those Funny Animals

Truly amazing video and panorama.

Climb Mt Everest

http://everestavalanchetragedy.com/mt-everest-journey.html

If you don't like heights

Then you will cringe at these "selfies"

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E-Books

E-Books for Blondes could just be the perfect way

 to read a book for those that are challenged by technology. 

The convenience and simplicity of having the book

on your iPad or Tablet just can’t be beat.

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A few years ago in my back garden there was this ant hill,

 where all the wood ants lived.

This was right near the gate at the back,

 and we let them live there,

 because they weren't causing any hassle

, or eating the foundations or anything like that.

Now, you know how ants have loads of different levels 

in their colonies for different things like larval nurseries, 

well these ants were even more civilized; 

they had sports centers, 

where ants could work out and play ant-tennas

 and other games; 

the ant pile had a cinema,

 showing such cartoons like 'Penelope Pitstop', 

 'Remember the Anthill mob', 

and classics like 'Them'.

On the bottom floor there was a shopping mall,

 where the ants could buy all kinds of ant-related products. 

This particular colony was very commercial,

 and there were a good number of Merch-Ants. 

My next door neighbor, who is a nuclear chemist,

 is a very careless man.

 He is apparently involved in some very well paid

 top secret experimentation with the government, 

and he never talks about his work.

One day, as he was coming round the back of his house,

 (he had locked himself out of the front door,)

he slipped on the wet grass,

 (it always rains here, and he has expensive leather-soled shoes) 

and dropped his briefcase.

Unfortunately he had left his regular briefcase at home that day,

 so he had had to buy a cheap temporary replacement f

rom the market to take home his experiment. 

This bad quality replacement flew open

 as it fell under the gate, 

and a small lump of polonium 

(or was it astatine?) fell out.

Anyway, it was something which had a half life 

long enough to get to the ant hill! 

It jumped out of the case and out from within its shielding,

 (which he had neglected to check,) 

and lodged in the wood ant pile! 

He was a bit squeamish, 

and didn't really feel like plunging 

his hand into an active ant colony,

 so he left it there intending to come back for it later.

 Being as hopelessly forgetful as he was, 

he totally forgot about it.

Meanwhile, within the colony things started to change

 as the radiation started to mutate the ants' genetic code.

Far from growing enormous and red like in most ant horror movies,

 the radiation inhibited their growth hormone production,

 and they lost their pigment producing capabilities.

 You could see through them!

Suddenly things had to change in the hill:

 the stairs had to be smaller,

 and all the equipment had to be shrunk!

 In the shops all the styles were too large,

 and the colors all clashed, 

so they had to make a whole new range 

of clothing and accessories. 

They sold off the old stuff under the promotional line of

 'Reduced for Clear Ants'

HUGUES PROTAT - 

LA MULTIPLICATION DES BOUTEILLES - 

LE PLUS GRAND CABARET DU MONDE

Magician Hugues Protat performs an entertaining 

bottle multiplication magic trick on 

The World’s Greatest Cabaret hosted by Patrick Sébastien. 

I wish I spoke French so I could understand

what he’s saying but the act was funny and entertaining anyway.

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POSTERS

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Coca-Cola 2nd Lives

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People who should win awards for stupidity

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Connie

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Odds and Ends

Eyes on the road

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Phobia's

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Fishing with Dorritto's

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Your Favorite 90s TV Show Cast Members Today

Fraser

Home Improvement

Married with Children

Roseanne

Bad British Hockey Commentary

If you are a hockey fan don’t take this British NHL Commentary clip 

too seriously because it’s really bad and really funny.

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Weird Traffic Laws

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"Unsung Hero"

not sure if I  posted this before

if so please enjoy again

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This weeks Signs

Phils Philosophy

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