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Western Australia
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Smoothini:
Bar Magician Flies Through Amazing Tricks
America's Got
Talent 2014
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Those Funny Animals
Incredible Up-Close Encounter With Alaskan Brown Bear
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Some expensive items
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Surprise babies in the 115,000 volt substation!
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The
future is a bit of a worry.”
Literatus was making his contribution to the
discussion
of the morning at Nellus Ursus’ Forum Cafeterium.
The caffeinus was
strong and hot as was the discussion
about the future of Modern Rome.
Zoophilus
the explorer butted in,
“There is no problem.
A strong Caesar will hold
everything together.
There are no rivals to our nation’s power.
Rome is too big
to fall.”
“Size is
the very problem.
In an emergency,
it will never be possible to send messages
quickly enough from the edges of the Empire to Caesar
for decisive action to be
taken
It takes months for a Legion to reach borders.
An invader or
usurper would be strongly entrenched by that time”
explained Literatus.
“So Rome
needs to be cut in two?” queried Secundus.
“No Caesar would allow that.”
“There
is one way it could done.”
an apparently thoughtful Verbo Ipsum dropped
into
the silence which followed.
“It
could never happen!” mocked Zoophilus.
“It
could happen very easily!” said Verbo.
“All it needs is a pair of Caesars.
You’re
looking quite frazzled this morning,”
Libertinus worriedly said to Verbo Ipsum.
“Hey, Nellus, could you bring him another Caffeinus?
He looks as though he
needs it.”
“Ahhh
thanks,” replied Verbo.
“You are a true friend.
I have had a terrible morning.”
“Morning
all.”
The interruption came from the newly arrived Secundus.
“What were you
doing down at the pier this morning, Verbo?
“I’m
having problems with the navis,
the boats just at the moment.
The wind is
upstream and my sailors cannot
get a quick run down to Ostia Antica,
the
harbour at the mouth of the Tiber.”
“I know
of the problem,” said Libertinus
. “It happens almost every year at this
season.”
“Exactly.”
said Verbo.
“So I am looking to get an advantage over the other boat owners
and
I think I may have found the answer.
I will get my sailors to row into the
wind.”
“So why
are you so exhausted?”
asked Secundus, unwisely.
“There
was a big paddle sale at the copia navis,
the boat store.” replied
Verbo.
“It was quite an oar deal.”
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The Worlds Smallest Nation
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Take a closer look
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Lullaby for a snoring Elephant
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Posters
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One Man Women
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Things so American
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Insane Himalayas Bus Ride - not for the faint hearted
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The Human Body
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My OCD (Song)
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
“My OCD” is a song
from internet comedians and musicians
Rhett and Link that looks at Obsessive
Compulsive Disorder
and how the little things can drive some people crazy.
Rhett’s wife suffers from OCD
and they realize that it affects millions
of people
so they aren’t making fun of the disease itself.
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World Cup
Soccer Fails
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Odds and Ends
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Peters Computer
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Fishing
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VFA-87 Slot
Check 
Doing a final check on board the USS George H. W.
Bush.
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unknown facts about Adolf Hitler
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World's 10 Most Mysterious
Pictures Ever Taken
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This weeks Signs
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Epic Swimming Pool Fails Compilation
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Smoothini is really good. Really good.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha on the never hitting my kids, but I'd flip them off. I've done that.
That's one big brown bear. Kinda cute too. Yikes and there's a mess of them too. I think I'd leave that area. Very quickly.
Someone would actually buy a beer for that much? Not me.
The babies were adorable. Feed me, feed me. Too cute.
$906 million dollars for the worlds smallest nation. I'd not heard of that place before now.
Loved, loved, loved the snoring elephant.
I hit a deer. Yep, that's about the size of it with those not so smart cars.
One Man Woman...I've got a friend that's going through this. He's such a pig. I'm just saying.
Mexico doesn't celebrate Cinco De Mayo.
No way on that Himalaya bus ride. No. Not ever.
Interesting facts about the body. I didn't know a one of them.
OCD is a real issue that affects so many. It's got to be frightening. Can I come back tomorrow?
Soccer fails...sports fails..they are all funny and often painful. Certainly embarrassing.
Peter's computer. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.
The final check the George H.W. Bush was pretty neat.
Interesting facts about Hitler. Didn't know any of them until today.
World's 10 most mysterious pictures. Wow. Just wow.
Loved the signs. I live about 30 miles from Stockton. It's a little cesspool and then some.
The pool fails. Yikes. Yikes!
And another fine Saturday post. I always enjoy it here.
Have a fabulous day Phil. :)
"Milk Truck"...LOL!
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