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First of all....... Watch this
Then Watch This
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Ponder these!!!
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Sochi 2014 Paralympic Winter
Games.
Sport doesn't care about abilities or disabilities.
Sport makes no
distinctions.
All that matters is that you give your best to win.
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Those Funny Animals
BatWorldSanctuary-Lil-Drac
Blue Grass Dogs
I'm Little...But I'm a
Great Winner
Bear wakes early from
hibernation, wanders onto ski slope
thanks Toni
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Rare Black and White images
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Funny Commercials
Haven't seen these before
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There are reports of a new problem
in Australia
. Some of the Kangaroos have developed a thirst
for revenge against
the traffic that keeps knocking them down.
Drivers have reported that they'll
pass a mobs of roo's
that are hopping along peacefully,
but as soon as they've
passed them,
the roos suddenly change direction and veer towards the vehicle.
The driver then has to drive as quickly as possible
to escape the rampaging
marsupials.
Drivers are being urged to keep an eye on their
veer-roo mirror at
all times
Strips of Bacon
A little boy was doing his math homework.
"two plus five, that son of a b$#&% is seven," he said to
himself.
"three plus six, that son of a b$#%& is nine..
.." his
mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"what are you doing?!"
the little boy answered, "i'm doing my math homework, mom."
"well, you can do it without all that rude language!"
mom firmly
stated.
"but mom," the boy replied,
"this is how my teacher
taught me to do it!"
mom paused for a moment, befuddled.
"this is how
your teacher taught you to do your math homework?" she asked.
"yes," the boy answered.
Infuriated, the mother sought out the
teacher
the next day and asked him,
"what are you teaching my son in
math?"
"right now, we are learning addition," the teacher
replied
. "and are you teaching them to say,
'two plus two, that son of a
b$#%& is four'?!?"
the mother asked.
After the teacher stopped
laughing, he answered,
"oh, no. What i taught them was,
"two plus
two, the sum of which is four
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Little Girl's Life Gets
Turned Upside-Down A Second A Day By Syrian War!
I am lost for words
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Phun Phacts
Dr. McCoy - I'm a
Doctor not a...
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Posters
Fracking (the condensed version):
- Drill a hole in the ground
- Pack that hole really tight (lol) with sand and water
- Earth around the hole fractures from the pressure
(hence,
"fracking")
- Valuable materials like petroleum and natural gas leak out
of the fractures
and into the hole
- Collect valuable materials
- ???
- PROFIT!!!!
Sounds good, right? Wrong
. It carries a bunch of environmental and health
risks,
and, perhaps least importantly, many of the chemicals
and materials
associated with the fracking process literally stink.
Badly.
Despite fracking sucking in numerous ways,
the UK recently lifted its ban on
companies using it
to mine natural resources,
which understandably has many of
the UK's
more environmentally conscious citizens in a fury.
Enter,
anti-fracking ads like this one
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Whats happening here in these pictures?????
see if you can work it out
No dictionary has ever
been able to define
the difference between “complete” and “finished”.
However,
in a linguistic conference,
held in London, England, and attended by some
of
the best linguistics in the world,
Samsundar Balgobin,
a Guyanese was the clever
winner.
His final challenge was this:
His final challenge was this:
Some say there is no difference between
“complete” and “finished”.
Please explain the difference in a way
that is easy
to understand.
His response was:
When you marry the right
woman,
you are “complete”.
If you marry the wrong woman,
you are “finished”.
And, when the right one catches
you with the wrong one, you are
“completely
finished”.
His answer received a five minute standing ovation
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Things to warp your mind
Red Green's Remote
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Odds and Ends
Cars worst Night mare!!
more funnies!!!
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Elk versus Photographer
thanks David T
The story behind the video
Published on Nov 12, 2013
Update:
I've been in contact with the photographer in the above video
and we would both
like to issue a statement regarding
the news of the National Park Service's
decision to put the elk down.
My statement:
I am deeply saddened by the fate of the elk
. It has certainly pulled a black
cloud
over this whirlwind "viral video" experience.
I spoke to the reporter who broke the story
and she assured me the decision was
based on a pattern
of aggressive behavior that began prior to the incident
documented in this video.
The behavior was the result of visitors feeding the
elk
and conditioning them to seek food from humans.
This video only serves as
an example of the elk's
dangerous behavior, not an impetus to it.
Again, it brings me great sadness to learn of this beautiful animal's
demise
and the unfortunate circumstances surrounding it.
I'm looking into a destination for proceeds from this video
to help the NPS
educate visitors on the danger
s and consequences of feeding wildlife.
I also want to be clear that James, the photographer
, was not complicit in a
behavior that led to the elk's demise,
but rather was made an example of the
result of such behaviors
The elk approached him from behind
likely looking
for food as he was conditioned to do.
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