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Military Dominoes

 

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Those Funny Animals

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the nest video

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thanks to David T [Canada]

for this

Received from a retired AirBC Captain living in the Nanaimo area.

This happened about 10 miles north of here.

Subject: June 25th-Insane killer whale story..
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2012 09:23:54 -0700

This happened in our local waters on Sunday, June 24, 2012

click the link

http://bctough.com/?p=710)

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Animal highway cross overs

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."

"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.

"We hadn't started eating yet."

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               It looks simple, but it is a genius who has created wizardry centuries ago!  

 Children should be shown this !  

thanks Gordon H

 

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Its a bit warm in the USA!!

This might help

these sort of fit here!!

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It was reported that his wife was able to get out safely

and he was

able to par the hole.......

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One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassable.

Although apprehensive about the conditions we might run into, we drove on. Sure enough, we had gone only a short way up the High Rain Forest road when we saw a sign.

"Ice 10 miles."

Five miles farther on, there was another sign.

"Ice 5 miles."

The next one was "Ice 1/2 mile."

We practically crept that half-mile.

We came to the last sign. It was outside a small grocery, and it read,

 "Ice 75 cents."

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Men and Women

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Walking down the street one day, a man spotted a small, forlorn looking animal, sitting pitifully beside the street. It appeared to be lost, hungry and scared, so he took the animal home.

Once home, he began looking for something to feed the animal, but everything he tried, the animal just completely refused. This worried the man, since he felt certain that the creature would die if it didn’t eat soon.

He took the animal to the veterinarian and as he walked in, the vet looked up and said, “My word! What a fine looking animal!”

The man was surprised, but then said, “Well, thank you – but what is it?”

The vet said, “Why, that’s a Ruval, of course. Didn’t you know?”

And the man replied, “No… um, I just found him on the side of the road, but he seems to be sick. I’ve tried everything I could think of and he just won’t eat.”

The vet laughed, and told the man to put the Ruval on the examining table. Then, he took some coins from his pocket and tossed them on the table. BAM! Just like that, the coins were gone, eaten by the Ruval.

The man said, “Wow! But why does it eat money?”

And the vet said, “Why, haven’t you heard? Money is the eat of all Ruvals!”

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. 
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. 
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on. 
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. 
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off! 
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. 
Venison for dinner? Oh deer! 
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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Fun with Guitars

Billboard - Guitar Pee (ENG) from AlmapBBDO Internet on Vimeo.

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Meanwhile!!

Spot the Aussie

thanks Diane McV

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Australian Bank Ad

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When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant , it was crowded.

I went up to the hostess and asked , " Will it be long ? "

The hostess , ignoring me , kept writing in her book.

I asked again , " How much of a wait ? "

The woman looked up from her book and said, " About ten minutes. "

A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loudspeaker : " Willette B. Long , your table is now ready ! "

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Funny Signs

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Japanese Names

A Japanese car manufacturer had designed a new model but could not come up with an appropriate name for it. Names are very important to the Japanese, for example ATOYOTA is spelled the same forward and backward. Believing the Germans had chosen well when they named the Volkswagen (the people's car), the Japanese firm sent a delegation to the Volkswagen plant in Wolfsburg, Germany, to ask for help. The VW president found that his people who invented model names were too busy to respond quickly. He asked the Japanese how soon they needed the new name. When they replied that the car was almost ready for production and they needed a name within two weeks, the German exclaimed: "Dat Soon!"

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Posters

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