Saturday, July 28, 2012




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Mean while in the USA








Original Chinese Proverb:
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach
a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
New Proverb:
Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his
clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of
unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs,
contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes and
he will vote Democrat for a lifetime


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At the Duplex













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one boat 145 Skiers

thanks Kitty L





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Modern Technology









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German Technology




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Those Funny Animals












Bear Rescue







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Handy Home Hints







thanks Duke


 
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Oldest Trick
The police finally arrested the local madam and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed. Each officer on the force was assigned a group of the names in it and told to check them out. After a week, the Chief called a meeting to get their reports.

When it became time for Detective Ralph to tell what he had found, he said, "I'm sorry, Chief, but I think I should disqualify myself. One of the ladies is an 84 year old woman. She is so charming that I have to tell you that I have fallen in love with her."

"Damn, boy!" exclaimed the Chief. "I sure am surprised at you. You've been a policeman almost all your life, and here you are, falling for the oldest trick in the book."

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Wheelchair Dancing





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Beautiful pictures from around the World










thanks Wayne W




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July Fails




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Panda's on a slide



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thanks Kitty L




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Cool surfing picture
whats unusual about this picture
Note the snow on the mountains in the background




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A collection of footbridge pictures











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How to wreck a 747





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Posters







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SIGNS














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Aliens









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Just in case you need one!!







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Puppy





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Ankle biters







Walk up....Slide down




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How to save on delivery charges!!





oops!!  where are you mate




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PHILS PHILOSOPHY


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1 comment:

Sandee said...

Good ones and I stole the proverbs one. Right on the money.

Have a terrific day. :)