Phils Phun

Saturday, July 28, 2012

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Mean while in the USA

Original Chinese Proverb:

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach
a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
New Proverb:
Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his
clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of
unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs,
contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes and
he will vote Democrat for a lifetime

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At the Duplex

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one boat 145 Skiers

thanks Kitty L

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Modern Technology

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German Technology

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Those Funny Animals

Bear Rescue

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Handy Home Hints

thanks Duke

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Oldest Trick

The police finally arrested the local madam and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed. Each officer on the force was assigned a group of the names in it and told to check them out. After a week, the Chief called a meeting to get their reports.

When it became time for Detective Ralph to tell what he had found, he said, "I'm sorry, Chief, but I think I should disqualify myself. One of the ladies is an 84 year old woman. She is so charming that I have to tell you that I have fallen in love with her."

"Damn, boy!" exclaimed the Chief. "I sure am surprised at you. You've been a policeman almost all your life, and here you are, falling for the oldest trick in the book."

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