Saturday, October 19, 2013


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Images of Australia







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Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock
 on the Jonathan Ross Show





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Those Funny Animals











Find the Cat??




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The Lone Ranger




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Vintage Pictures












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Odds and Ends


Ricks Rant






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College Football Season has Begun!
Here’s a recap of last year:
Alabama beat Arkansas and Arkansas fired their coach.
Alabama beat Tennessee and Tennessee fired their coach.
Alabama beat Auburn and Auburn fired their coach.
Alabama beat Notre Dame and the Pope resigned.

So: how do we get Alabama to play Congress?









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Siren of the Lambs
anti meat campaign



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Faith in Humanity Restored










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Volkswagon



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Car Pool



A caveman named Ted left his wife and children in their cave
 and went on the day’s hunt with Ned. 
They hadn’t gotten ten steps when a giant boulder
 came crashing down,
 sealing the entrance, trapping his family.
 He was in a near state of panic,
 but Ned, the analytical of the two,
 proposed to find a long branch or stout log to pry the rock away,
 using the branch as a lever. 
After many attempts, many broken branches, 
Ted was in a state of near panic.
 Along comes Nate, the stoutest and strongest of the caveman tribe.
 After explaining the dilemma to Nate, 
Ned and Ted stepped away while Nate 
pushed the boulder away with brute force.
 Astonished, relieved, and filled with gratitude,
 Ted proclaimed to Ned,
“Better Nate than Lever!!!!!”







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Louis Armstrong and Danny Kaye perform
 “When The Saints Go Marching In”
 in this entertaining clip from the 1959 film
“The Five Pennies”.



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You know you're a Floridian if....

Socks are only for bowling.

You never use an umbrella because you know 
the rain will be over in five minutes.

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, 
but everything to do with shade.

Your winter coat is made of denim.

You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.

You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.

Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
                                                                                                               





                                                    Bordering Countries



Iraq and Syria


Switzerland and Italy


Netherlands and Belguim

          

           Ukraine and Poland                     



Bangaladesh and India




                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   PHUNNY PHACTS                                                                                                               














My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends,
 some we hadn't 

seen for quite a while,
 and everyone was encouraged to bring their 
children as well.

All during dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old stared at 
me sitting across from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
I checked my shirt for spots,
 felt my face for food, patted my hair in 
place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.

I finally asked her "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour
 and the table went quiet 
for her response


The little girl said
 "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a 
fish."



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This weeks Intsrumental hits
from days long gone



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This Weeks Signs















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Security Cameras capture acts of kindness



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Customer Service Warning
This is not funny
I know of someone this happened to...

You arrive at your hotel and check in  at the front desk. 
Typically when checking in, you give the front desk your credit card 
(for any charges to your room).
You go to your room and settle in.  
 All is good.
The hotel receives a call and the caller asks for
 (as an example) room 620 – which happens to be  your room.
The phone rings in your room. 
You  answer and the person on the other end says the following:
 ‘This is the front desk.
 When checking  in, we came across a problem with your charge card information.
 Please re-read me your credit card  number and verify
 the last 3 digits numbers at the reverse side of  your charge card.’
Not thinking anything wrong,
 since the  call seems to come from the front desk you oblige.
 But actually, it  is a scam by someone calling from outside the hotel.
They have asked for a random room number,
 then ask you for your credit card and  address information.
 They sound so professional, 
that you think you are talking to the front desk.
If you ever encounter this scenario on your travels,
 tell the caller that you will be down to the front desk to clear up any problems
. Then, go to the front desk or call directly
 and ask if there was a problem. 
If there was none, inform the manager of the hotel
 that someone tried to scam you of your credit card  information, 
acting like a front desk employee.

ANYONE travelling should be aware of this one!



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PHILS PHILOSOPHY




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1 comment:

Sandee said...

Great stuff Phil but I love the love never ends one. Awesome.

Have a fabulous day. :)