Saturday, December 10, 2016


Western Australia

the new lookout at 'The Gap"  Albany




Awesome pictures


Create Courage 
 Rogue One:
 A Star Wars Story

A partnership between Filipino telecom Globe 
and Disney Southeast Asia has produced one
 of the greatest tear-jerking-warm-your-heart ads
 that'll strike your feed today.
The ad features a shy girl who wears a Stormtrooper helmet
 to school, as a shield for a disability.
We won't spoil it for you, but suffice it to say
, the rousing reveal is worth it.
The ad is part of Globe's #Create campaign promote
 and protect the rights of Filipino girls and young women
 — and this time using the magic of a galaxy far, far away.


Miscellaneous cartoons


Montreal "First Snow" of the year
 creates back to back accident

thanks David T


Funny Fishing


She & Him 
 Winter Wonderland


Xmas smiles


Xmas Puzzles
Answers at end of blog


Czego szukasz w Święta? 
 English for beginners
A loving grandpa diligently learns how to speak English
 in preparation for a meaningful trip to the UK.

warning contains one word of coarse language






Those Funny Animals



Winter Driving


Around the world










Saudi Arabia











quirky things about America

People who go to the store in their pajamas.

The currency all looks the same.

What’s a $1, what’s a $5, who knows?
 They’re all the same size and the same color.
 It makes no sense.

Prices are always displayed without tax.

That bracelet you wanted because it was “such a deal”?
 Yeah, not so much once they add in the tax at checkout.

When someone says “how are you?”
 but they really mean “hello”
 and actually DGAF how you are.

Flags. Everywhere.

Just in case you’ve forgotten what country you’re in.

People who drink their coffee while walking.

Coffee is meant to be savored while sitting on a terrace,
 not chugged as you rush from meeting to meeting.

Deep-fried food covered with sauces galore.


Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog
then is smart enough to retreat
the Buck Kangaroo could have torn him apart

Kangaroo Boxing Fight 
 Life Story 



Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task 
in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures
 of the following agreement:
 Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” 
and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,”
 do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein
 the party of the second part (Light Bulb) 
shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure 
to perform previously agreed-upon duties,
 i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, 
through the entryway, terminating at an area
 just inside the primary living area,
 demarcated by the beginning of the carpet,
 any spillover illumination being at the option of the party 
of the second part (Light Bulb)
 and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. 
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include
, but not be limited to,
 the following steps:
 1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation,
 at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder,
 or any other means of elevation, grasp the party 
of the second part (Light Bulb) 
and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
 in a counterclockwise direction,
 said direction being non- negotiable.
 Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
 shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) 
with every reasonable caution by the party 
of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity
 of the party of the second part (Light Bulb),
 notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party 
of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned
 customary and agreed-upon duties.
 The foregoing notwithstanding, however,
 both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party
 of the second part (Light Bulb)
 may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform, 
and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer)
 shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar
 as this agreement is concerned so long 
as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise)
 is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer)
 2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
 becomes separated from the party of the third part (“Receptacle”),
 the party of the first part (Lawyer) 
shall have the option of disposing of the party
 of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent 
with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes
. 3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved,
 the party of the first part (Lawyer) 
shall have the option of beginning installation of the party
 of the fourth part (“New Light Bulb”).
 This installation shall occur in a manner consistent
 with the reverse of the procedures described in Step 1
 of this document, being careful to note that the rotation 
should occur in a clockwise direction,
 said direction also being non-negotiable. 
NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed,
 at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer),
 by said party of the first part (Lawyer),
 by his heirs and assigns,
 or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so,
 the objective being to produce a level of illumination 
in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front
 (north) door consistent with maximization of 
commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part,
 also known as “The Firm.”


Canadian Road Rage


Funny Bar Signs


Mercedes Xmas ad


Odds and Ends

John Glenn dies aged at 95
 Remembering the First American To Orbit Earth

ed....I found 19

High Five


Rick’s Rant 

 Happy Holidays


Phun Phacts


Introducing Amazon Go 
and the world’s most advanced shopping technology


Funny Signs


A college physics professor was explaining
 a particularly complicated concept to his class
 when a pre-med student interrupted him.
 "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
 the frustrated student blurted out.

"To save lives," the professor responded
 before continuing the lecture.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. 
"So how does physics save lives?

"The professor stared at the student 
without saying a word.

"Physics saves lives," he finally continued, 
"because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."


Sad Truths


"Word of the Week"


Phils Philosophy


Answers to puzzles

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