Saturday, March 3, 2018


Western Australia

Fish Hook Bay  Rottnest Island

People are Awesome 2018

Epic Pictures

Remembering Emma Chambers


Fawlty Towers

Shower thoughts

The Carbonaro Effect
Girl Genius Revealed

Til Death

Chick Comedy


thanks Don H

Asia's Got Talent


Philippines Got Talent

Around the World


United Arab Emirates


New Zealand

South Africa










Arctic Circle

Poking some fun at Aussie Polly's

Sea Lions

Funny Animals

Babies and Dogs

Funny Memes

BBC Comedy

Odds and Ends

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd 
in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana
 when suddenly a brand-new 2015 BMW
 advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
 The driver, a young man named Cliff 
in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses 
and YSL® tie,
 leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,
 "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves
 you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie,
 then looks at his peacefully grazing herd 
and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" 

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, 
connects it to his Apple iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page
 on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite
 to get an exact fix on  his location
 which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
 that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. 

The young man then opens the digital photo
 in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an
 image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.  
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad®
 that the image has been processed and the data stored.
 He then accesses an MS-SQL® database 
through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet
 with email on his Galaxy S5®
 and, after a few minutes, receives a response. 
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report
 on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer,
 turns to the  cowboy and says, 
"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."  
"That's right.
 Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.  
He watches the young man select one of the animals
 and looks on with amusement as the young man
 stuffs it into the trunk of his car.  
Then Bud says to the young man, 
"Hey, if I  can tell you exactly what your business is,
 will you give me back my calf?"  
The young man thinks about it for a second 
and then says, "Okay, why not?"  

"You're a United States Congressman", says Bud.  
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie,
 "but how did you guess that?"  
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy.
 "You showed up here even though nobody called you;
 you want to get paid for an answer 
I already knew, to a  question I never asked
. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment
 trying to show me how much smarter than me you are;
 and you don't know xxxx about how 
working people make a living - or about cows, 
for that matter. 
This is a  herd of sheep."  
"Now give me back my dog."  

thanks Kitty L 

Rodney's in love

Funny Signs

Heavy Rain From Ex Cyclone Gita
 Turns Rakaia River
 into a River of Rock

This is one river that you definitely don’t want to fall into,
 as you probably would be grinded like if you were on a blender

On New Zealand's South Island

Creepy Facts

"Word of the Week"

Phil's Philosophy

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