A beautiful young girl is about to undergo
a minor operation.
She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on,
except a sheet over her.
The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor
towards the operating theatre,
where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside,
while she goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches,
lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body.
He puts the sheet back and then walks away
and talks to another man in a white coat.
The second man comes over,
lifts the sheet and does the same examinations.
When a third man does the same thing,
but more closely, she grows impatient and says:
"All these examinations are fine and appreciated,
but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders:
"I have no idea.
We're just painting the corridor."
An Arrest Made
The police recently busted a man selling
' secret formula' tablets
he claimed gave eternal youth.
When going through their files they
noticed it was the fifth time he was
caught for committing this same criminal
medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in
1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983...........
Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth
pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.
The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday,
he preached for an hour and a half.
I asked him about this. He then told me
"Well, John, that firstSunday,
my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday,my dentures
were still hurting a lot.
Now the third Sunday,
Iaccidentally grabbed my wife's dentures
AND I COULDN'T STOPTALKING!"
Sunset over Shark Bay [Denham] in the NW
Todays Blast from the past is
"Lola" by the Kinks
Saturday, April 14, 2007