Its Saturday evening here in the west
The West Coast Eagles played the Western Bulldogs
a Melborne based team and won by 15 points
The only undefeated team in the competition
Iwant one of these and have placed an order
Britney Spears Pussy
Two tourists were driving through Wales
and stopped for a bite to eatat Llanfairpwllgwyn.
As the waitress approached their table,
they asked her
"Before weorder, can you settle an argument
and pronounce where we are reallyslowly...?
"The blonde waitress leaned over and said
"burrrrr Gurrrrrr king".
A stranger was seated next to a little
girl on the airplane when the stranger
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk..
I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?
''Oh, I don't know', said the stranger.
'How about nuclear power?
''OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?
'The stranger thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.
'To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
Women should be obscene and not heard. -Groucho Marx