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G'day All Have been missing in action for a couple of days
Have been working out of the city at Ledge Point

Here are a couple of funny TV commercials
to put you in the mood

BAPTIZING A DRUNK
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost
overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk,
"Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks
him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
"Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer,
dunks him into the water again for
a little longer this time.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits
end and dunks the drunk in the water again---
but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and
when he begins kicking his
arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk,
"For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches
his breath and says to the preacher,.................
"Are you sure this is where he fell in"

A bloke's ex wife went missing when holidaying

on the Barrier Reef while she was scuba diving.

He reported it to the police and spent the night

wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door

and standing there is a couple of policemen

- an old Sarge and a younger Constable.

The Sarge said, "Mate, we have some news for you,

unfortunately some really bad news

but some good news

and maybe some really good news."

"Well," said the ex-husband,

"I guess I'd better have the bad news first"

The Sarge said,

"I'm really sorry mate but your ex wife is dead.

Young Bill here found her lying at about

five metres in a little cleft in the reef.

He got a line around her and we pulled

her up but she was long dead."

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed

to hear of this and has a bit of a sob..

After a few minutes he pulled himself

together and asked what the good news is.

The Sarge said, "Well when we got your

ex wife up there were quite a few really

good sized crays and a swag of nice muddies

attached to her wetsuit,

so we've brought you your share."

and he handed the bloke a sugar bag

with a couple of nice crays

and half a dozen mudcrabs in it.

"Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties.

I guess it's an ill wind and all that ....

Now, what's the really good news?"

"Well," the sarge said,

"me and young Bill here get off duty

at around eleven tonight and we're

gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!....

you fancy grabbin'

some stubbies and comin' out with us?"

A man was sitting in a bar gulping down

shot after shot of whiskey.

His friend comes into the bar and sees him.
“Lou”, says the shocked friend ,

“what are you doing ?

I’ve known you for 15 years

and I’ve never seen you takea drink before.

What’s going on ?”
Lou replies without even lifting his bleary

eyes from hisnewly filled shot glass,

“My wife just ran off with my bestfriend,”

and he throws back another shot in one gulp.
“But Lou,” says the other man,

“I’m your best friend.”
The man turns to his friend,

looks at him through blood shot eyes,

smiles and then slurs,
“Not any more.... He is."

A couple of cartoons

Although this witchdoctor is South African he could easily

be an Aussie as a lot of signs like this pop up in the Outback

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Some more pictures of Western Australia [Gday WA.com]

One of numerous billabongs in the North West

As the sign says

Much of this fence is still in place

But most of it has seen better times

Have a Captain Cook of Western Australia

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Neil Young Four Strong Winds