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G'day All

Well, its sunday evening here in the west

Footy is over for another weekend,

with the West Coast Eagles winning today

and reclaiming top spot on the League Ladder

from the Port Adelaide [Port Power]mob

So wekends over and its into another week

Rodney Carrington
Today's the Day my Wife met my Girlfriend





Like this
In my case its a Big one being a pain in the rectum


Its just as well my wife doesn't read this Blog
otherwise I'd be spending a few days in the doghouse

Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set her free...If she comes back,

she's yours,If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS

Pessimist:

If you love someone,Set her free

...If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,Set her free

...Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,Set her free ...I

f she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,Set her free

...If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free

..If she doesn't come back,continue to wait until she comes back

Playful

If you love someone,Set her free

...If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat

...Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1

in the SecondAmendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,Set her free,I

f she loves you, the probability of her comingback is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbableanyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free.

Psychologist :

If you love someoneset her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :If you love someoneset her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

Finance expert :

If you love someoneset her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

American President:If you love someoneSet her free

If she comes back she must be carrying weapons of mass destruction,

so attack Iraq

If she doesn't, it’s the work of Osama

so attack Afghanistan

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It's deer, dear
A man kills a deer and takes it home,
where his wife cooks it for dinner.
When their little daughter sees the unfamiliar meat,
she asks her father what it is.
"Well", says dad,
"It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
"Don't eat it!" the little girl screams,
"It's an asshole!”
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The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes
on Saturday morning and set about all the
chores he'd been putting off for weeks.
He'd cleaned the garage,
pruned the hedge,
and was halfway through mowing the lawn
when a woman pulled up in the driveway
and yelled out her window,
"Say, what do you get for yard work?"
The fellow thought for a minute,
then answered,
"The lady who lives here, lets me sleep with her."
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Three aspiring psychiatrists, from three universities,
were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters."
said the professor to the student from University of Tennessee,
"What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness'" said the student."
And the opposite of depression?"
he asked the young lady from University of Memphis.
"Elation," she said.
"And you, sir," he said to the student from University of Arkansas,
"How about the opposite of woe?"
The student replied,
"Sir, I believe that would be giddy up."
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A couple of more pictures from the remote Kimberleys
of Western Australia
First, is Falls on the Prince Regent River
And the below picture is of the Cascade Falls

Classic

Ray Charles and Willie Nelson

"Seven Spanish Angels"