Tuesday, May 22, 2007


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G'day all

Its Tuesday and we are into another week of work, work, work

Fuel prices here in the West,

like most other places have gone thru the roof

and the oil companies are again making zillions,

with every little panic situation in the world

they push up the price

I think this says it all

Enough of that doom and gloom we are here to smile

Granny is bashing a car

Some advice to put you in a good mood

Oldie but Goldie
The train was quite crowded,
so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
but the only seat left was taken by a
well dressed,middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked,
"Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans areso rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again,
but the only seat left was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word;
he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window,
and sat down.
The woman shrieked,
"Someone must defend my honor!
Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant
for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wronghand.
You drive your autos on the wrong side ofthe road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown
the wrong bitch out the window."

An Amish woman and her daughter were
riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother,
"My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied
"Put them between your legs.
Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did - and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding
with her boyfriend who said,
"My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm them up"
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again
in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied"Put it between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again
driving with the daughter and he said,
"My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving
in the buggy with her mother,
and she says to her mother,
"Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said,
"Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies,
"They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they?"

Western Australia Oneof the numerous beaches along the coast
and belowFlying along the clifftops of the Great Australain Bight
where the Nullabor plain meets the Southern Ocean

John Fogerty Rockin all over the World
Status Quo have a great version of this also , but Ilike this one better
Watch out for more John Fogerty [CCR to come]

You don't have to be mad to be a Bloggger,, but it helps

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