Phils Phun

Thursday, May 24, 2007

G'day All

As we head into another weekend

Something to get you hoppin and boppin for the weekend

Judson Laipply Evolution of Dance

The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal

cock fights being held in the area around Layfette,

and duly despatched the infamous

Dectectice Desormeaux to investigate

He reported to his sergeant the next morning

'Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fighting" he began

"Good work, who are they?" the sergeant asked

Desormeaux replied confidently,

"De Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia"

Puzzled, the sergeant asked,

"How did you find that out in one night?"

'Well, was the reply "I went down and done seed dat cock fight

I knew the Aggies was involved when a duck

was entered in de fight".

The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that.

But what about the others"

Desormreaux intoned knowingly, 'Well, I knowed the

Cajuns was involved when somebody bet on the duck"

'Ah," said the sergeant, "and how do you deduce the Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won"

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis

and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. .....

He looks at the other priest and says

"I believe you're supposed to put that patch

on your arm or shoulder, not down there!" .....

The other priest replies,

"Its working just fine,

I'm down to two butts a day!!" .....

IF YOU LAUGH.........YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!

Identity Crisis

You gotta love Maxine

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand and George asks him his name.
Stanley," responds the little boy. And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the US invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we
so worried about gay-marriage when half of all Americans don't have
health insurance? "

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
his name.
"Little Johnnie" he responds. And what is your question, Little
Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the US invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all
Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go
off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

Sounds like where I'm working at present