This working and blogging is getting harder each day, so will post whenever time allows
The West Coast Eagles lost another game on the weekend,
but still remain on top of the League Ladder
One of our Star players Chris Judd,
was reported by the men in white with a whistle
Has been given a one match suspension
for attempted eye gouging.
No doubt the club will be appealing tomorrow
The good news is that we had some great rainfall on Sunday night
Good soaking rainfall
I'm not usually one for posting warnings
about potential scams but I hada close call on Sunday.
I walked into Bunning's Hardware at lunchtime
and someold guy dressed in a red shirt with a green apron
on asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted him out.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
Very funny advert
West Aussies at the Footy in Melbourne
Home Sweet Home
My wifes book is bigger than that
Having already downed a few power drinks,
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
Short and funny Words of Wisdom
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us,
NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at
John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board
a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor,
a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
said he believes the man is a member
of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man,
who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes,
and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.
"They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns',
but we have determined they belong to a common denominator
of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say,
'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.
"When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said,
"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction,
He would have given us more fingers and toes.
"White House aides told reporters they could not recall a
more intelligent or profound statement by the president.