Thursday here in the west
Abit of rain about today with more forecast
Footy starts for the Eagles Friday night with a game against the
Essendon bombers in Melbourne
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”
when she requested him to shave his beard,
“Oh James, I like your beard,
but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard.
I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!!”.
“Oh please!!!” the girlfriend asked again,
in a sexy little voice…
“Really, I can’t,” he replied.
“My wife loves this beard!!!”
The girlfriend asked once more,
he sighed and finally gave in.
That night James crawled into bed next
to his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife was awakened, turned toward him,
felt his face and said,
“Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here.
My husband will be home soon!”
A husband and wife were arguing over who
should brew the coffee in the morning.
He assumed she should do it.
She said he should do it because
he was the first to get up in the morning:
"That way you won't have to wait."
He countered that the wife always brews the coffee,
just like she always does the cooking.
She claimed the Bible said otherwise.
He asked her to prove it.
Returning with a Bible,
she opened it to a page in the New Testament
and pointed to it: and indeed, it did say
A couple of senior cartoons
Gotta love Maxine
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY