Sunday, July 15, 2007


Another weekend dead and buried

Both WA teams in the AFL lost for the second week in row

The wheels have fallen off the Eagles bandwagon

and the Dockers season is almost gone

[and v2 [Stevie boy] the Pies lost as well

On a brighter note something to make you laugh


Old Bob isIn The Hospital
Bob was an old man.

He was sick and in the hospital.
There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
"And how are we doing this morning", or

"Are we ready for a bath",
or "Are we hungry?"
Old Bob had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast,

Old Bob took the apple juice off the
tray and put it in his bed side stand.
Later, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the
urine bottle and looked at it.
"My, it seems we are a little cloudy today "
He popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,
"Well, I'll run it through again.

Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted!

Old Bob just smiled!

Go on Charlie Grab them

New Zealand navy
A happily married man had only one complaint,
his wife was always nursing sick birds.
One November evening,
he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair.
On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin
while in the kitchen his wife was comforting
a shivering little wren that she found in the snow.
The furious spouse strode over to where his wife
was toweling down the cold little bird.
"I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these darn..."
The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse.
"Please Dear," she said,
"Not in front of the chilled wren."

Census taker: How many children do you have?
Woman: Four.
Census taker: May I have their names, please?
Woman: Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George.
Census taker: Okay, that's fine.
But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?
Woman: Because we didn't want any Mo.

This cartoon cracks me up every time

There is something wrong with this picture

if you said the penguin then you were correct

What am I supposed to do with this?"
grumbled a motorist as the policeman
handed him a speeding ticket.
"Keep it," the cop said,
"when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."

Remember when your mother told you to
never take lollies from a stranger

This is who she was talking about [thanks Jim King]

"I'm in love with my horse,"
the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled.
"Many people are fond of animals.
As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog
that we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient,
"I feel ummm,... *physically* attracted to my horse!"
"Hmmm," the doctor asked,
"Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied.
"What do you think I am...GAY?"

A gay horse

This is the advert that got past Coles proof readers
[with the fly onthe cup cake]
Maybe new owners Wesfarmers can get a better quality fly

Carn you blokes I'll take you for a spin

The Legendary Fats Domino
"Blueberry Hill"


Anonymous said...

not a good week for football

JAB said...

I double dare you,Charlie !