its almost the weekend again and time for more footy
Some of us have to work
Not to worry it will soon be holiday time [28days to go]
BANNED BEER COMMERCIAL
He drives me to drink [Now thats what I call a pot]
Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia.
One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who
were about to leave and seek their way in life.
'You have led a very sheltered life and you are going
into an extremely sinful world,' she said.
'I must warn you that men will take advantage of you.
They'll do anything to get their way.
They'll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner,
then back to their apartments and motels where they'll undress you,
do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.'
'Excuse me, Mother,' one of the girls asked.
'You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash?'
'Yes child, why do you ask?'
'Because the priests only give us candy!'
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours
The nurse, rather astounded, said,
The doctor smiled,
"I know," agreed the blonde,
You are suffering form what is technically known as an Electra Complex,"
The blonde breaks down into hysterical sobbing.
"Now, now," comforts the shrink.
"Yes..(snif)...yes, it is," the blonde gets out between sobs.
"I have no chance at all...he's a married man!"
A girl was visiting her blonde friend,
Some one has to do it
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said,
Curiousity kiled the cat
Since July 2004, in the little town of Cochrane, northern Ontario (Canada),
Of course, the humans are in a different pool,
It took 20 years for the Polar Bear Conservation
Blue Eyes crying in the rain Elvis Presley