Thursday, July 12, 2007


its almost the weekend again and time for more footy

Some of us have to work

Not to worry it will soon be holiday time [28days to go]


He drives me to drink [Now thats what I call a pot]

Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia.
One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who

were about to leave and seek their way in life.
'You have led a very sheltered life and you are going

into an extremely sinful world,' she said.
'I must warn you that men will take advantage of you.

They'll do anything to get their way.
They'll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner,

then back to their apartments and motels where they'll undress you,
do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.'
'Excuse me, Mother,' one of the girls asked.

'You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash?'
'Yes child, why do you ask?'
'Because the priests only give us candy!'

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours
and gets horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted
after being diagnosed with second degree burns.
He was already starting to blister and in agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding
with saline and electrolytes, a sedative,
and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, rather astounded, said,
"What good will Viagra do him?"
The doctor smiled,
"It'll help keep the sheets off his legs."

A common sign when travelling in outback Aussie
Here are a couple of road trains

A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters
with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which
that the eye doctor, in disgust,
took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through,
covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses."
"I know," agreed the blonde,
"But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

You are suffering form what is technically known as an Electra Complex,"
the psychiatrist is informing his blonde female patient.
"In other words, you are in love with your father."
The blonde breaks down into hysterical sobbing.
"Now, now," comforts the shrink.
"It's not all that bad."
"Yes..(snif)...yes, it is," the blonde gets out between sobs.
"I have no chance at all...he's a married man!"

A girl was visiting her blonde friend,
who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs likeThat?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde.
"They're Watch dogs!"

Some one has to do it
This puppet man has a cool job
No wonder she is smiling

One day mom was cleaning her son's room and under the bed,
she found a bondage S+M magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said,
"Well, I don't think you should spank him."

Curiousity kiled the cat

Since July 2004, in the little town of Cochrane, northern Ontario (Canada),
you can visit the Polar Bear Habitat,
a kind of local zoo where people can live the once-in-a-lifetime experience
of an outdoor swim with polar bears.
Of course, the humans are in a different pool,
separated from the bears habitat by just a layer of glass.
Can you see the water drops now?
There's a bulletproof, shatterproof glass that's almost 9 centimetres thick,
because although they're cute,
polar bears are among the world's most ferocious carnivores.
It took 20 years for the Polar Bear Conservation
and Education Habitat and Heritage Village to get off the ground.
When it opened in it attracted some 11,000 visitors in the first six months.

Blue Eyes crying in the rain Elvis Presley
Though this is possibly not as good as Willie Nelson's version,
it is still very good and was one of the last two songs played by Elvis before he died
The other being Unchained Melody
This clip has a number of fantastic photos taken with his fans

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